lolz, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got physicists synthesizing new isotopes of plutonium like it’s nbd. we just discovered plutonium-227 and it’s got a half-life of 0.78 seconds. u know u wanna be a part of dis wild ride, come join us and see what other wacky shenanigans we got goin’ on. plus, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server where the scientists be cookin’ up all sorts of crazy stuff? come on, join us and let’s get radioactive together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Zombie Dances: 8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Crystal Wands Charged: 13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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