PLE20 Minecraft Server

>20 years old, achievement, Adulthood, anniversary, big day, celebration, Coming of Age, growth, landmark event, life milestone, Main Events, Memories, milestone, Minecraft, momentous occasion, Party, Ple, PLE20, Reflection, Server, significant event, special occasion, turning point

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events? Well, look no further because our server has the most outrageous main events you’ve ever seen! Picture this: a PLE (Party Like an Enderman) at 20 years old! That’s right, we’re throwing a wild party for all the Endermen who are celebrating their 20th birthday. Expect glowstone disco balls, creeper-shaped piñatas, and a DJ booth made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic celebration. Join our server now and get ready to party like an Enderman!

Blue Heaven

Blue, brand new, Check it out, Economy, Fun, Heaven, Jobs, looking for players, Mature Players, MCMMO, Mechanics, no pay to win, Plugins, Qol, Ranks, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, server ip, smp, stop by, Surprises, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	555580
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Blue Heaven Minecraft Server

Features
McMMO
Jobs
Economy
Ranks
RTP
Some other small surprises

If you are interested, please stop by and check it out.

Server IP: 172.240.227.236:25720

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay to win?	No, there is no pay to win on this server.
Are there any game-changing plugins?	No, there are only quality of life plugins that do not alter the game mechanics.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is enabled but must be consensual between players.
Are there staff members available to help?	Yes, there are staff members present to assist players with any issues.

HoloEN Departure Damage 1.20.6

1.20.6, community response, Content Creation, Damage, Departure, digital content creators, Entertainment, fanbase, holoEN, Impact, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, leaving a group, Online Community, online following, online personalities, online presence, streaming, talent agency, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mines Excavated:	1231	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Yo, bro, forget about that drama and come join our lit Minecraft server where the only damage you’ll face is from creepers blowing up your house!

We got more fun than a collab between Gura and Calli, with crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and a community crazier than Ina’s art skills.

Don’t be a simp for the drama, be a chad and join our server where the only tears shed are from laughing too hard at our ridiculous shenanigans.

So ditch the HoloEN drama and come join us for a wild ride that’ll make you question reality more than Kiara’s chicken conspiracy theories. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

2021Vibes ➡️ 2025Goals | Minecraft SMP

2021Vibes, 2025, 2025Goals, Achievements, anticipation, aspirations, Blessings, dreams, Future, good year, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, Hope, looking forward, Minecraft, new beginnings, opportunities, optimism, Positive, progress, Reflection, smp, success

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! It’s like, totally lit fam. We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, and our spawn is a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin is a real-life wizard who can summon creepers to do the Macarena on command.

Last week, we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt. And next month, we’re planning a massive build battle where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be epic!

So come join us on this crazy server and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny hidden in the depths of our custom-built Nether fortress. See you there, fellow gamers! #minecraft4life #creeperdanceparty

YumCraft: The Forbidden Fruit

amazing taste, clean eating, delectable, DELICIOUS, Flavorful, Forbidden, Fruit, guilt-free, healthy food, high protein, Indulgent, low calorie, mouth watering, Nutritious, satisfying, scrumptious, surprising flavor, Tasty, unexpected taste, Wholesome, YumCraft, yummy

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9159	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like that one healthy food that tastes so good, you’ll swear it’s not good for you.

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, literally. Our pigs have grown wings and are now soaring through the skies, dropping loot as they go. And don’t even get us started on the cows that can breakdance like pros.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves and skeletons drop sick beats.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most delicious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

SeaCableSabotage Minecraft Server

Alliance, Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, cyber attack, Defense, Europe, international relations, maritime security, military exercises, military presence, Minecraft, nato, NATO response, naval forces, russia, sabotage, SeaCableSabotage, SECURITY, Server, strategic deterrence, Surveillance, underwater cable

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Potions Brewed:	113	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Ores Mined:	6404

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got underwater cable sabotage like whaaat?! We got NATO up in here tryna strengthen their Baltic Sea military presence but we just building epic bases and trolling each other with TNT cannons. You gotta join us for the chaos and madness, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. Let’s show NATO who’s boss in this wacky world of Minecraft!

GasBustersEU

eastern europe, ENERGY, energy crisis, energy independence, ENERGY MARKET, energy policy, energy security, Energy Transition, Europe, European energy, european union, Fossil Fuels, gas pipelines, GasBustersEU, Geopolitics, Natural Gas, renewable energy, russia, Russian gas, Ukraine transit

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	190
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Farms Harvested:	976
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ores Mined:	9572
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE LAUGHING AND HAVING A GOOD TIME? WELL THEN, COME JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT ALL THE CRAZIEST SHENANIGANS WAITING FOR YOU!

IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE IN A LAND FILLED WITH FLOATING PIGS AND RAINBOW SHEEP. WHY? BECAUSE WHY NOT! WE DON’T FOLLOW THE RULES OF GRAVITY HERE, WE MAKE OUR OWN RULES!

AND GET THIS, OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A GIANT KITTY CAT WITH LASER EYES. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, LASER EYES! AND WHEN YOU DEFEAT IT, YOU GET A RAINBOW UNICORN AS A PET. IT’S INSANE, I KNOW!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT YOUR ARMOR AND STILL BE PROTECTED. IT’S A WIN-WIN SITUATION!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! EUROPE’S RUSSIAN GAS ERA MAY BE ENDING, BUT OUR SERVER IS JUST GETTING STARTED!

Blocky Brain Freeze

belief systems, Beliefs, blocky, Brain, cognitive barriers, cognitive biases, cognitive boundaries, cognitive constraints, cognitive filters, cognitive limitations, cognitive restrictions, constrain, fixed beliefs, FREEZE, limiting beliefs, mental boundaries, mental constraints, mental limitations, mindset restrictions, thinking, thought patterns

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the chickens do the cha cha slide. we got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the dancers.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some mini-games. we have a special enchanted diamond sword that turns into a magical unicorn when you defeat the ender dragon.

if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet llama that spits out golden nuggets. plus, our community is so friendly that even the skeletons give out free hugs.

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let your minecraft dreams come true on our server. remember, beliefs constrain thinking, so let your imagination run wild with us!

Block Party: NIMBYs Beware!

2010 law, Annual, BEWARE, BLOCK, building permits, forcible mergers, France, France law, government intervention., housing construction, housing crisis, housing market, housing permits, INCREASE, mergers, municipal consolidation, municipalities, NIMBY opposition, NIMBYs, Party, power, urban development

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like dat 2010 law in France dat forced peeps to merge towns, but instead of buildings, we building up mad houses and shizz! NIMBYs ain’t got no power here, so u can build all da houses u want without no haters tryna stop u. Plus, we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like it’s a rave party up in here. So come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server be off da chain, yo!

Vortex SMP

Adventure, anti cheat, balance, Challenges, Chaos, Community, competitors, Economy, Events, Fresh, gameplay, Hosting, kill, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, semi anarchy, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, steal, Survival, vortex

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Vortex SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP Address	`in-2.hrhosting.fun:25574`

Looking for a semi-anarchy Minecraft server with exciting features and a growing community? Vortex SMP is the place to be! We’ve hit huge milestones and are ready for an even better 2024. Come join us for a fresh start and new adventures!

Why join Vortex SMP?

500+ Members and 500+ New Players in Season 6! We’re growing fast, and we want YOU to be part of it.
Upgraded Hosting for smoother gameplay and a lag-free experience.
Improved Anti-Cheat: Custom tweaks to ensure a fair and fun experience for all players.
Balanced Economy: A meaningful economy system that adds depth without overpowering gameplay.

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Every kill matters! Steal hearts from your enemies and keep your own alive.
Semi-Anarchy Gameplay: Build, destroy, and survive – with just the right amount of chaos.
Custom Events: Regular events and challenges to keep things fresh and exciting.

What are we looking for?

Active players who want to join a thriving community!
Friendly competitors who love a good challenge!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is allowed to a certain extent in line with the semi-anarchy gameplay, but excessive griefing is not tolerated.
Are there any restrictions on building structures?	Players are free to build any structures they like, as long as they adhere to server rules and guidelines.
What kind of events are hosted on the server?	Custom events such as PvP tournaments, scavenger hunts, and building competitions are regularly held to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, there is a dedicated Discord server where players can chat, ask questions, and participate in community events.

Epic Quest Minecraft 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, Coast, developer commentary, ending, Epic, episode 2, first time playthrough, fps, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, half-life 2, Half-life series, hl3, iconic game, memorable moments, Minecraft, player experience, Quest, Sci Fi, Storyline, valve, video games

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s better than the ending of Half-life 2! Explore beyond the Coast and discover new adventures that will keep you hooked. With developer commentary (just kidding), you’ll be entertained for hours on end. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the disappointment of a bad ending and immerse yourself in a world where the possibilities are endless. Who needs HL3 when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “What the block?!”

24HrBestMinecraftSMP

24HrBestMinecraftSMP, best thing, Blessings, delightful surprises, fortunate events, good news, gratefulness, happy moments, heartwarming experiences, highlights of the day, joyous occasion., memorable events, moments of happiness, moments to cherish, past 24 hours, positive experiences, positive outlook, positivity, silver lining, Small victories, unexpected joys

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Towns Built:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3417
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

OMG GUYS, you won’t believe the crazy shenanigans happening on this Minecraft SMP! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, a secret underground disco party, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs! And don’t even get me started on the epic battles between players using nothing but potatoes as weapons. Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it. So, what’s the best thing that’s happened to you in the past 24 hours? Probably nothing as wild as what goes down on our server!

BlockDrop Masters

acceptance, BlockDrop, coping mechanisms, emotional detachment, emotional intelligence, forgiveness, healing, inner peace, letting go, Masters, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, personal growth, Releasing attachments, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, Surrender

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Void Armor Forged:	26	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	854	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of holding onto grudges and negative energy? Well, join our Minecraft server and let it all go! Our virtual world is like a therapy session on steroids, where you can release all your pent-up anger by blowing up creepers and battling zombie hordes. Trust us, it’s way more effective than screaming into a pillow.

We have a special feature on our server called the “Grudge Arena,” where players can settle their beef in epic PvP battles. It’s like couples therapy, but with swords and fireballs. Plus, we have a “Forgiveness Forest” where you can meditate and let go of all your past grievances. It’s like a spiritual cleanse, but with pixelated trees.

So if you’re ready to release all that negative energy and start fresh, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocky worlds to explore and conquer? Let it all go, one creeper explosion at a time.

BlockyHostage Minecraft Server

BlockyHostage, Conflict, Crisis, Deal, extremism, gaza, Hamas, hostage situation, hostages, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiation tactics, negotiations, news report, Palestinian territories, Political, refusal, Release, Report, Server, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	109	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a hostage negotiation in gaza! our players are like hamas, refusing to release some hostages (but don’t worry, they’re just virtual ones).

we have more twists and turns than a soap opera, with plotlines crazier than a conspiracy theory. join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of redemption (but probably not).

so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. just remember, anything can happen on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

ElonCraft: Cyber Security Edition

Business, China, confidant, cyber, cybersecurity, Defense, Edition, elon musk, ElonCraft, Espionage, ex-general, foreign relations, innovation, national security, Politics, SECURITY, security risk, spacex, Technology, tesla, TIES, trump, united states, Warns

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7913	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Void Armor Forged:	28

so like, u know how elon musk is like, besties with trump? well, turns out he’s also like, bffs with china or something. and like, this ex-general guy is all like, yo, that’s a security risk, bro. but like, who cares about security risks when u can join this lit minecraft server, amirite? like, we got crazy builds and epic pvp battles that will blow ur mind. plus, rumor has it that elon musk himself will make a guest appearance and drop some sick loot for all the players. so like, join now before the feds shut us down for being too awesome.

Crafty Trump’s Tariff Trouble

cost increases, Crafty, economic impact, export tariff, global economy, import tariffs, input costs, international trade, long tail tags, president trump, protectionism, tariff, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade disputes, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade relations, trade restrictions, trade war, Trouble, Trumps, US exporters

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9432
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT MORE TARIFFS THAN TRUMP! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN EXPORTERS ARE FEELING THE HEAT!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO CROSS THE BORDER INTO OUR SERVER, BUT WE HIT IT WITH A TARIFF SO HIGH, IT EXPLODED INTO A MILLION PIECES!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO CRAZY, WE HAVE IMPORT TARIFFS ON DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND EVEN WOOD! YOU’LL NEVER KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT NEXT!

SO, IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A WILD RIDE FULL OF TARIFFS AND ADVENTURE, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY! AND REMEMBER, TARIFFS MAKE EVERYTHING MORE FUN!