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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 113 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
Dragons Tamed: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
Buildings Constructed: 17 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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