| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 8228 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 6661 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 5387 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6569 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 2953 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 4814 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 7350 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 90 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 140 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 2171 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 41 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 9550 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 4520 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3573 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 5899 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7155 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 6440 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Votes: | 8190 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 8892 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 132 | Farms Harvested: | 885 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 6134 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 9854 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8767 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 4292 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 886 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 49 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 2493 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 35 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 4895 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 5511 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8697 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 55 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
