Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 247 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY