Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Zombie Dances: 7
Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY