Pixelshaft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Void Gems Collected:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Potions Brewed:	45	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Emeralds Found:	6949
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Votes:	2940	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dimension Hops:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	471	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	93
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Emeralds Found:	5574
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2430
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dimension Hops:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6207
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	4485
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Void Armor Forged:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	323	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

Players:	109/200	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5