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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 9991 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4209 |
Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have been playing Minecraft since before it was cool. They have created a world where anything is possible, from riding llamas into battle to building a castle out of nothing but cake.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in puns. If you can defeat him in a game of tic-tac-toe, the treasure is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.