So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Runes Activated: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • 💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

    💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

    IT IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A CROWD FUNERAL FOR FOURS!!

    If I briefly describe the type about uh… BosPVP mode, well, in short, damn, in general, this server is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay they doing here they are doing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but getting in a box like rats locked in a box. in short and di in a4k0 dibil▬▬ι═══════ﺤ [нихрена тыква]

    ❓️ What awaits you in this NISHTYAKOV place?

    Get into the mines, dig up dirt and why don’t you exchange this garbage for Coins, and exchange this bullshit for even cooler stuff from our residents8==> ▄█▀█●

    ❌ Galya, 15% of things drop here at the start, prepare your ass for the battle for the mine)

    Your task is to become super cool by changing your initial homeless clothes for something better

    ❓️ What do we have here?

    Exclusive events: Lucky Blocks, Convoys, Bosses Support for clans, so you can have fun with your friends Auction, so you can sell your feces and buy someone else’s even more miserable gear Bosses you can rock out on: Ice, Flame, Nightmare – which one will you choose? Custom items, armor and weapons, so you can feel like a real hero or just a moron Ranks that can be raised by completing quests with the fucking /q command, remember the beggars Daily rewards, because even a fucking idiot needs some kind of incentive

    And this is all shit, come in, you won’t regret it!

    ❗❗❗ A complete degenerate admin is always ready to help, write to ds http://discord.gg/jb22FqCMSEX with gays??

    [пс. если поделиться этим сервером с другом, то завтра друга побреют налысо, типа не шутка]

    Tags…BoxPvP mode; BoxPvP mode; Pvp box; Box PVP; BoxPvP, HomelessPvP; BomjPVP; Server Homeless PvP; boxpvp server

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1310 Towns Built: 9
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 68 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

    Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21.1!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Feature Description
    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Emeralds Found: 3513 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

    BlockyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

    But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

    Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 44 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 286
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

    The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness The Joker trying to build a rollercoaster out of TNT, only to have it accidentally set off by a sneaky Enderman.

    Our server is filled with wacky shenanigans and unexpected twists at every turn. From zombie pigmen throwing a surprise birthday party for a creeper to villagers starting a rebellion against the iron golems, you never know what madness will unfold next.

    So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure! Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about the game… and maybe even reality itself.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1233 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

    PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

    We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6829 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

    CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Potions Brewed: 67
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • BlockBusterBlues

    BlockBusterBlues
    Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 92

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MicroCraftMedicine

    MicroCraftMedicine
    LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

    Mystical Minds Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

    Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

    Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

    CollapseCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Farms Harvested: 879 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

    Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

    Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

    So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

    HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

    Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

    Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

    So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Crops Grown: 7246 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • MemoryMinecraftSMP

    MemoryMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3452
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Villages Defended: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • BlockyHeartbreak

    BlockyHeartbreak
    Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Villages Defended: 14 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health

    QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health
    so, liek, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u wanna know why? cuz our server is run by a secret society of llamas who have magical powers. yep, u heard me right. these llamas can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? they gotchu. wanna ride a dragon into battle? they gotchu.

    but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken. this beast is half chicken, half enderman, and all trouble. if u can defeat it in battle, u will be granted with the power of unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

    oh, and did i mention our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty epic. u gotta build ur way up to the top and claim ur spot as the ruler of the skies. but beware, there are flying creepers up there too. they explode in glitter and rainbows, but still, watch out.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the llama magic begin!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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