so, like, come join this epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a llama in a disco party! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe it!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of a jukebox playing “Despacito” on repeat. it’s like a party in the mines, dude!

and get this, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of WWII Filipino ‘comfort women’ are joining in on the fun. they’re like, “sorry for the past, let’s build a better future together in minecraft!” it’s wild, man!

so, if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to llamas or ghostly apologies. but who’s allergic to fun, right? let’s do this!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Battle Standards Raised: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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