PixelPensionPitfalls

Are you tired of boring old age creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will never feel the effects of aging! Join us and experience the Fountain of Youth in the form of endless fun and excitement.

Our players in their 40s have discovered the secret to eternal youth – building pixelated castles, battling virtual dragons, and mining for diamonds all day long. Forget about wrinkles and grey hairs, on our server, the only thing aging is your character’s level!

So why wait until you’re in your 40s to realize the importance of staying young at heart? Join our server now and start your journey to immortality through the power of Minecraft. Who needs anti-aging creams when you have a diamond sword and a potion of eternal youth? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to eternal glory together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	3455
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Galactic Troops Minecraft Server

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Welcome to Total Chaos W Edition, the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch (Hotfix 3.1) includes the ability to ride pigs into battle and throw exploding chickens at your enemies.

Join us for our September community update, where we discuss the importance of wearing diamond armor at all times to protect yourself from sneaky creepers. And don’t miss our first developer Q&A, where we reveal the secret recipe for crafting a potion that turns you into a dancing llama.

Check out our roadmap for upcoming events, such as the Great Sheep Shearing Competition and the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Challenge. And if you’re looking for some jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, join our Steam group where you can share secret codes for epic PvP battles.

Don’t worry if you’re having trouble finding players to join your quest, just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge for a quick workaround. And be sure to check out our Dude Wall, where you can submit your own epic Minecraft creations and see what other players have built.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Total Chaos W Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like a herd of exploding sheep or a dragon that sings show tunes. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The Ogre Just Became Norway’s All-Time Top Scorer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the ogre just became Norway’s all-time top scorer! Yes, you heard that right. This ogre not only dominates on the soccer field, but also in the world of Minecraft. Join now and apologize to the ogre for doubting its skills. Who knew ogres had such talent? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this historic moment and be a part of our crazy and unpredictable world. Join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Farms Harvested:	592
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ExBlocker911

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you alone, just like your ex? Look no further! Our server will constantly bombard you with messages and demands, just like your ex who can’t seem to let go.

But don’t worry, we won’t call you names or say mean things like your ex did. We’ll just keep bugging you to log on and play for hours on end, because we know you can’t resist the urge to keep coming back for more.

And if you think you can escape by denying our requests, think again! Just like your ex showing up at your doorstep in the rain, we’ll find a way to make you pick us up and drop us off wherever we please. Resistance is futile, so you might as well just give in and join our server now.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will never let you go, no matter how hard you try to break free, come join us. We promise it’ll be the most emotionally draining experience of your life, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BugLover Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only bugs you encounter are the ones in the code? Well, look no further because our SMP is crawling with all kinds of insects just waiting to be your new best friends! From friendly ladybugs who will bring you good luck in battles to giant spiders who will knit you a cozy sweater for those chilly nights, there’s never a dull moment when you’re surrounded by our buzzing buddies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground ant civilization that has been plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with the ants and help them achieve their tiny tyrannical dreams? Or will you stand against them and defend your precious pixelated land?

So come on down to our insect-infested SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the bugs are bigger than the blocks! Just remember to bring your bug spray and a sense of humor, because things are about to get buggy in the best way possible.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magic Items Found:	7814
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineCraftyCompliments

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Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re smart” or “you’re funny”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tells you that your block placement skills are so on point, they should be studied by NASA for their next space mission. That’s the kind of praise you can expect on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and absurd accolades. Who knows, you might even be dubbed the King or Queen of Blocksville by the end of the day!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	113	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8692	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Farms Harvested:	316
Chimeras Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Placenta Pub Crawl Server

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so, like, imagine this, right? what if i told you there’s this totally crazy minecraft server where the placenta of mice is like, all messed up from rapid alcohol exposure in early pregnancy? like, the genes are all changing and the DNA is like, flipping switches and stuff. it’s like a wild party in the placenta, man.

if you wanna see some real epigenetic shenanigans and witness gene expression going haywire, you gotta join this server. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before in minecraft. plus, the mice are super chill and love to build epic structures out of cheese blocks.

so come on, join the madness and experience the wildest genetic ride of your life. who knew a placenta could be so entertaining?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Vortex Fries: Where the only thing modded is the condiments! No Discord just ketchup!

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Server Information
Server Name:	Vortex Skies
Server IP:	vortexskies.serverminer.com
Modpack:	SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4
Discord:	Join our Discord

Overview

Looking to dive into a fresh modded Minecraft experience? Vortex Skies has just launched and we’re opening the doors for new players! Whether you’re an experienced modded Minecraft pro or just starting your SkyFactory journey, there’s a place for you in our skies.

What We Offer:

🌟 Brand New World: Our SkyFactory 4 server just launched, giving everyone a fresh start.
🤖 Modded Gameplay: Enjoy the unique twists and challenges that come with SkyFactory 4.
✨ Active, Welcoming Community: Meet like-minded builders, share ideas, and collaborate on exciting projects.
🏆 Challenges & Events: Participate in server-wide goals and competitions.

How to Join:

Download SkyFactory 4 via CurseForge or any other supported launcher.
Add our server IP to your Minecraft client.
Join the fun and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP for Vortex Skies?

A: The server IP is vortexskies.serverminer.com

Q: What version of SkyFactory is the server running?

A: The server is running SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4

Q: How can I join the Discord server for Vortex Skies?

A: You can join our Discord server by clicking here.

Q: What can I expect from the Vortex Skies community?

A: The community is active, welcoming, and open to collaboration on various projects.

Q: Are there any challenges or events on the server?

A: Yes, we plan community events, contests, and challenges from time to time with possible rewards.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6948
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Chaos Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling like everything is falling apart around you in Minecraft? Join our server and let our friendly brainworm guide you through the chaos! With its soothing voice and wise advice, you’ll never feel overwhelmed again. Plus, who wouldn’t want a brainworm as a best friend? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dumping Bitcoin To Pay Pumping Companies To Unflood Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Americans literally dumping Bitcoin to pay pumping companies to unflood their basements! Yes, you heard that right – forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, here you can witness the wild world of cryptocurrency meets home maintenance. Join us for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret Bitcoin stash hidden in a flooded basement…or maybe just a bunch of soggy redstone. Either way, it’s sure to be a hilarious adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Mines Excavated:	1204
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BedroomBanishmentCraft

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Are you tired of your partner waking you up in the middle of the night to brush his teeth? Do you have a baby who also gets disturbed by his nighttime dental hygiene routine? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join our server and kick your husband out of the virtual bedroom instead! We have spare rooms where he can sleep peacefully while you build and explore without any disturbances. No more waking up to the sound of tooth brushing, just pure gaming bliss.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a tooth fairy who will grant you wishes in exchange for dental hygiene products. So stock up on toothpaste and floss, because you never know when you might need to make a deal with the mystical tooth fairy.

Join now for a toothbrush-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	7117
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency accepted is gold that comes out of your… well, you know where! Imagine the possibilities of building your empire with your golden showers of wealth. No need to worry about pesky mobs or resource gathering when you can just make it rain gold everywhere you go. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who needs children when you can have a golden empire instead? It’s a win-win situation! So come on, join us and start making it rain… gold!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Mines Excavated:	1241	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyRedditFAQs

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Tired of seeing the same old questions on AskReddit? Join our Minecraft server and escape the repetitive cycle of boredom! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and creepers dance to dubstep. You’ll never have to answer “What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in public?” ever again because on our server, the weirdest thing you’ll see is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. So why settle for mundane questions when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RoshCraft: Ukrainian Survival

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lolz come join dis server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab!

we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. and if u think u can take them on, then come and try your luck, but be warned, they don’t cluck around!

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, where the walls are frosting and the floors are sprinkles. if u can find your way out, u get a special prize – a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies you around the server!

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most epic adventure in Minecraft history! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.