PixelPensionPitfalls

PixelPensionPitfalls

Are you tired of boring old age creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will never feel the effects of aging! Join us and experience the Fountain of Youth in the form of endless fun and excitement.

Our players in their 40s have discovered the secret to eternal youth – building pixelated castles, battling virtual dragons, and mining for diamonds all day long. Forget about wrinkles and grey hairs, on our server, the only thing aging is your character’s level!

So why wait until you’re in your 40s to realize the importance of staying young at heart? Join our server now and start your journey to immortality through the power of Minecraft. Who needs anti-aging creams when you have a diamond sword and a potion of eternal youth? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to eternal glory together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

    MMG, also known as Maybach Music Group, is an American record label founded by rapper Rick Ross in 2009. The label has gained notable success in the hip-hop industry, signing artists such as Meek Mill, Wale, and French Montana. MMG is known for their signature sound, luxurious brand image, and collaborations with other prominent artists in the music industry. With several hit albums and successful singles under their belt, MMG continues to be a prominent force in the world of hip-hop.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • 🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server
    The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Crops Grown: 8041

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Vortex Fries: Where the only thing modded is the condiments! No Discord just ketchup!

    Vortex Fries: Where the only thing modded is the condiments! No Discord just ketchup!
    Server Information
    Server Name: Vortex Skies
    Server IP: vortexskies.serverminer.com
    Modpack: SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4
    Discord: Join our Discord

    Overview

    Looking to dive into a fresh modded Minecraft experience? Vortex Skies has just launched and we’re opening the doors for new players! Whether you’re an experienced modded Minecraft pro or just starting your SkyFactory journey, there’s a place for you in our skies.

    What We Offer:

    • 🌟 Brand New World: Our SkyFactory 4 server just launched, giving everyone a fresh start.
    • 🤖 Modded Gameplay: Enjoy the unique twists and challenges that come with SkyFactory 4.
    • ✨ Active, Welcoming Community: Meet like-minded builders, share ideas, and collaborate on exciting projects.
    • 🏆 Challenges & Events: Participate in server-wide goals and competitions.

    How to Join:

    1. Download SkyFactory 4 via CurseForge or any other supported launcher.
    2. Add our server IP to your Minecraft client.
    3. Join the fun and start your adventure!

    FAQ

    Q: What is the server IP for Vortex Skies?

    A: The server IP is vortexskies.serverminer.com

    Q: What version of SkyFactory is the server running?

    A: The server is running SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4

    Q: How can I join the Discord server for Vortex Skies?

    A: You can join our Discord server by clicking here.

    Q: What can I expect from the Vortex Skies community?

    A: The community is active, welcoming, and open to collaboration on various projects.

    Q: Are there any challenges or events on the server?

    A: Yes, we plan community events, contests, and challenges from time to time with possible rewards.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6947 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Potions Brewed: 122 Star Shards Collected: 217
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Blocky Chaos Minecraft Server

    Blocky Chaos Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like everything is falling apart around you in Minecraft? Join our server and let our friendly brainworm guide you through the chaos! With its soothing voice and wise advice, you’ll never feel overwhelmed again. Plus, who wouldn’t want a brainworm as a best friend? Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Dumping Bitcoin To Pay Pumping Companies To Unflood Minecraft SMP

    Dumping Bitcoin To Pay Pumping Companies To Unflood Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Americans literally dumping Bitcoin to pay pumping companies to unflood their basements! Yes, you heard that right – forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, here you can witness the wild world of cryptocurrency meets home maintenance. Join us for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret Bitcoin stash hidden in a flooded basement…or maybe just a bunch of soggy redstone. Either way, it’s sure to be a hilarious adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BedroomBanishmentCraft

    BedroomBanishmentCraft
    Are you tired of your partner waking you up in the middle of the night to brush his teeth? Do you have a baby who also gets disturbed by his nighttime dental hygiene routine? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

    Join our server and kick your husband out of the virtual bedroom instead! We have spare rooms where he can sleep peacefully while you build and explore without any disturbances. No more waking up to the sound of tooth brushing, just pure gaming bliss.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a tooth fairy who will grant you wishes in exchange for dental hygiene products. So stock up on toothpaste and floss, because you never know when you might need to make a deal with the mystical tooth fairy.

    Join now for a toothbrush-free gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 150 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP

    GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency accepted is gold that comes out of your… well, you know where! Imagine the possibilities of building your empire with your golden showers of wealth. No need to worry about pesky mobs or resource gathering when you can just make it rain gold everywhere you go. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who needs children when you can have a golden empire instead? It’s a win-win situation! So come on, join us and start making it rain… gold!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2919 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CraftyRedditFAQs

    CraftyRedditFAQs
    Tired of seeing the same old questions on AskReddit? Join our Minecraft server and escape the repetitive cycle of boredom! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and creepers dance to dubstep. You’ll never have to answer “What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in public?” ever again because on our server, the weirdest thing you’ll see is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. So why settle for mundane questions when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • RoshCraft: Ukrainian Survival

    RoshCraft: Ukrainian Survival
    lolz come join dis server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab!

    we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. and if u think u can take them on, then come and try your luck, but be warned, they don’t cluck around!

    we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, where the walls are frosting and the floors are sprinkles. if u can find your way out, u get a special prize – a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies you around the server!

    so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most epic adventure in Minecraft history! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5285
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Towns Built: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Rainbows Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Ribbed Dome Craft

    Ribbed Dome Craft
    so liek, imagine a world where u can build the most epic structures with ribs and vaults and stuff. we got scientists on this server, man, they’re like geniuses or something. they’re all about nature and patterns and making ur builds strong and beautiful.

    u gotta join this server, dude. it’s like the wild west but with blocks. we’re all about unleashing ur creativity and making ur buildings stand out from the rest. forget about boring old buildings, we’re all about that futuristic, nature-inspired vibe.

    come hang with us and build the craziest stuff u can imagine. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Vibe Time: Where Endermen twerk and creepers bust a move! 18+ server, whitelisted. Come join the party!

    Vibe Time: Where Endermen twerk and creepers bust a move! 18+ server, whitelisted. Come join the party!

    Vibe Time Minecraft Server

    Server Type Vanilla
    Version Java 1.21
    Duration 4 months

    Overview:

    Vibe Time is a smaller vanilla community server that has been operating for around four months on Java 1.21. We’re looking for anyone who can dedicate some time to our server and hopefully be open to making some new friends. The server is focused on social and creative aspects of Minecraft with a slower paced gameplay.

    Current world status: The world has been open for four months, with the ender dragon recently beaten. The server has no plans to reset the world in the future.

    Economy and features: The diamond-based economy will be established with a shopping district near spawn. Events with rewards are held occasionally, and plans for a system beyond maximum enchantments are in progress.

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Join the Discord server and fill out the application form provided by Nonectwi.
    Is the server purely vanilla? Yes, the server is vanilla with some additional features planned.
    Are there any plans for world resets? No, there are no plans to reset the current world.
    How often are events held on the server? Events are held occasionally, but frequency may vary depending on the season.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Animals Bred: 146
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Runes Activated: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no anime vibes? Look no further, because our server is anime-only baby! That’s right, no pesky non-anime content allowed here. Join us for epic adventures in a world where every block is kawaii and every mob is straight out of your favorite anime. Who needs episode 2 of that new season when you can create your own anime storyline in Minecraft? So grab your waifu pillow and join us for some otaku-tastic fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8501 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • L e o n M i n e c r a f t S M P

    L e o n  M i n e c r a f t  S M P
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

    Imagine a world where Leon didn’t die and instead started a strange “Father and Daughter” relationship with Matilde…oh wait, that’s just our server’s lore! Who knows, maybe they’ll even end up getting married in-game! The possibilities are endless when you join our wacky community.

    Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to navigate the crazy relationships and storylines that our players come up with. Will you be the one to break up the star-crossed lovers or will you join forces with them to create the ultimate power couple?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even end up becoming the server’s resident drama llama!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • BabyCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of building a strong foundation before diving into parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual marriage counselor, helping you and your partner navigate the tricky waters of baby fever and marriage pressure.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while also mining for compromise in your relationship. Build a virtual family with your partner, complete with 5-8 virtual kids (because who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids, right?).

    Don’t worry about ending up as a single parent on our server – we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure your virtual marriage is as strong as obsidian before you even think about expanding your virtual family.

    So come on, join our server and let’s build a future together – one block at a time! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, are we right?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Magic Items Found: 4861
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Animals Bred: 31 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • SibSplitLifeInsureCraft

    SibSplitLifeInsureCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of life insurance beneficiaries? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of splitting virtual life insurance with your pixelated siblings!

    Picture this: you’re happily building your Minecraft empire when suddenly tragedy strikes and your in-game spouse (who is also a cop for some reason) kicks the bucket. But wait, there’s a twist! You now have to split the life insurance with his three siblings who are just chilling in their perfectly whole and complete families. The drama! The suspense! The outrageousness!

    Don’t be a widowed Minecraft mom struggling to support her blocky children on her own – join our server and experience the chaos of dealing with unexpected life insurance beneficiaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial decisions, all in the name of pixelated family drama.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of virtual life insurance disputes. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good insurance policy. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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