Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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