Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
Towns Built: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware: APOTHEOSIS. – A server with a custom survival world with lore, towns, a full economy, shops and a lot more! immerse yourself in the beautiful lands and try finding all the lore to piece together, create or join a town or nation and make a lot of friends(or enemies.)

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison Revamped 2024! Back from over a decade ago, we have remade the prison server from the ground up including features loved from the original. Activities include mining, ranking up, prestiging, playing minigames, gaining minetokens, enchanting your pickaxe, upgrading your backpack, and more! Currently in a closed beta, opening soon!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region

    Server Overview

    Welcome to Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region, where your journey begins in a world full of possibilities and adventure! In this vast and diverse land, your choices will shape your destiny. Join the Ranger Corps, become a Trainer or Gym Leader, or operate in the shadows with the Obsidian Collective. The server is content creator and lore-driven, with a focus on 18+ members. Your adventure awaits!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server if I am under 18? No, the server is focused on 18+ members.
    How do I become a Gym Leader? You can apply to be a Gym Leader and may need to build your own gym. Two towns are available for building or you can create your own town.
    Is the server whitelist only? Yes, the server is whitelist only. Join the Discord and complete an application to join.
    Where can I join the Discord server? https://discord.gg/ChS86cwp

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server

    No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of adulting and facing the dreaded Monday blues? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the responsibilities of the real world and dive into a pixelated paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and building epic structures.

    Join us and say goodbye to boring meetings and deadlines, and hello to a world where the only boss is the Ender Dragon (and let’s be real, you can totally take him down with your epic diamond sword skills).

    So come on, forget about work tomorrow and come play with us on our server where the only thing you’ll be mining is blocks, not data. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Mythical Quests Completed: 50

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP

    Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can customize your character to look like a nappy haired nigger (whatever that means)!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of random objects, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a group of mischievous llamas. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the loot for yourself?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Crops Grown: 2085
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • DadMissedBdayMCServer

    DadMissedBdayMCServer
    Hey guys! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride of family feuds, missed birthday parties, and heartfelt apologies. Our server is like no other, where players navigate through complex relationships and prioritize commitments over girlfriends (sorry, girlfriends!).

    Experience the thrill of holding loved ones accountable for their actions, forgiving them, but also being wary of future slip-ups. And don’t worry, if someone prioritizes a girlfriend over their grandchild, we’ll kick them out faster than you can say “Minecraft drama.”

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life choices. Who needs a soap opera when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Magic Items Found: 7928 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Pixel Polyglot

    Pixel Polyglot
    Are you tired of only speaking in “Minecraftian” on other servers? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn any language fluently just by joining! Want to speak fluent Pig Latin? Done. How about fluent Simlish? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can finally understand what those pesky villagers are saying! Join now and expand your linguistic horizons in the most absurdly fun way possible!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • StarveCraft: No Food Zone

    StarveCraft: No Food Zone
    Yo, forget about that boring real world news, come join our Minecraft server where we have unlimited virtual food for everyone! We got so much virtual steak and virtual cake, you won’t even remember what real food tastes like. Plus, we have a secret underground farm where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes, so you’ll never go hungry. Join now and save yourself from the UN’s food blockade in northern Gaza…or something like that. Just come play Minecraft with us, it’s way more fun than starving in real life, trust me.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Blowin’ Hot Cold Plugin

    Blowin’ Hot Cold Plugin
    join our epic minecraft server where we have a built in hot/cold setting when blowing on things. yes, you heard that right. blow on a block and watch it change color depending on your breath temperature. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. just kidding, they want diamonds.

    oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yes, you can ride them and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of minecraft like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it will be a hilarious regret.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Void Gems Collected: 30
    Mines Excavated: 3535 Ores Mined: 3573

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Chilaxx G-Hub

    Chilaxx G-Hub

    Best Filipino server!

    We accept players worldwide! We offer a friendly and fun community! Including fun voice channels!

    Compatriots! Here is fun!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Come die in space with us on CelestialCraft, where the only achievements are avoiding death and awkward conversations about taxes

    Come die in space with us on CelestialCraft, where the only achievements are avoiding death and awkward conversations about taxes

    CelestialCraft Overview

    Server IP mc.celestialcraft.gg
    Version 1.21
    Discord https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

    Features:

    • Custom Achievements
    • Magic Carpets
    • Custom Events
    • StarShards Currency
    • Rankup System
    • Player Shops
    • Grief Prevention
    • PvP
    • Mature Community

    Join Us Today! Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server.

    Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg We can’t wait to see what you’ll create!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is PvP mandatory on this server? No, PvP is optional and off by default. Players can enable it when they want to engage in duels.
    How can I earn StarShards currency? Players can earn StarShards through completing quests, achievements, and participating in server events.
    Are there age restrictions on the server? CelestialCraft is tailored for a mature audience, ensuring a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players. We recommend players be at least 18 years old.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 142 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Naruto’s Ninja Minecraft Server

    Naruto’s Ninja Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where Steve is always the hero? Well, look no further because on our server, Madara is the true hero of the story!

    Join us and witness epic battles where Madara takes on hordes of creepers with just a single punch. Watch as he builds towering castles with a mere flick of his wrist. And don’t even get us started on his epic dance moves at the server-wide parties!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that Madara once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against an army of skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of him flying through the sky on a magical unicorn!

    So why settle for a boring old hero like Steve when you can join our server and witness the legend of Madara unfold before your very eyes? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 313
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • StolenGifts Minecraft Server

    StolenGifts Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Secret Santa traditions? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky version called “mirroring” where you can steal and lie to your heart’s content!

    Picture this: you log on and see your friend, let’s call her Irene, trying to give you a gift. But wait, someone else, let’s call her Wendy, swoops in and steals the spotlight. Drama ensues as you realize Wendy has been stealing your favorite pink Starbursts and trying to pass them off as her own.

    But fear not, on our server, you can confront Wendy, lie about taking back what’s rightfully yours, and even start a Starburst black market. Who needs boring old Secret Santa when you have this level of chaos and deception?

    Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of stolen candy and shady dealings in a virtual world like never before! (Disclaimer: No actual theft or deception is encouraged on our server, it’s all in good fun…we promise)

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 49 Dragon Eggs Found: 7066
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 37

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • NoBabysitNoCraft

    NoBabysitNoCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be bombarded with unexpected responsibilities like my neighbor does to me? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being forced to babysit a spoiled 4-year-old again!

    We promise that no one will show up at your virtual doorstep and leave their child in your care without asking. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”

    Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any unwanted surprises. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we’ve got enough of our own in the form of zombie attacks and skeleton archers. It’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t have to deal with entitled neighbors trying to pawn off their parenting duties on you.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Towns Built: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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