Are you tired of modern windows updates making your computer worse with each download? Is Linux still a pile of poop for desktop usage? And don’t even get us started on Mac being a total joke! Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because on our Minecraft server, we have the technology to build a time machine and go back to a simpler time when computers actually worked properly! Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure through time and space as we navigate through the chaos of outdated technology and ridiculous software updates. Who needs modern technology when you can have a time machine in Minecraft?! Join us now and let’s go back to the good ol’ days!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
Star Shards Collected: 177 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 73 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
Infinity Stones Found: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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