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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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