Are you tired of modern windows updates making your computer worse with each download? Is Linux still a pile of poop for desktop usage? And don’t even get us started on Mac being a total joke! Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because on our Minecraft server, we have the technology to build a time machine and go back to a simpler time when computers actually worked properly! Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure through time and space as we navigate through the chaos of outdated technology and ridiculous software updates. Who needs modern technology when you can have a time machine in Minecraft?! Join us now and let’s go back to the good ol’ days!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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