so, like, imagine a minecraft server where everything is so wacky and wild, it’s like it was created by a bunch of AI robots on acid. like, the buildings are all wonky and the animals wear top hats and monocles.

you gotta join this server if you wanna experience the most epic rollercoaster ride of your life. one time, a player built a giant toilet that actually flushed and sent you to a secret underground disco party. it was lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every day there’s a new treasure hunt where you gotta follow clues that lead you to a chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let your inner weirdo run free on this totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Epic Weapons Forged: 9 New Chunks Explored: 414035

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • GreenCraft SMP: Where Creepers Have Better Manners Than Players!

    GreenCraft SMP: Where Creepers Have Better Manners Than Players!

    Overview of GreenCraft SMP Server

    Feature Description
    Nations Claim land, build bases, and engage in wars with other nations
    Cross-Platform Available to both Java and Bedrock players with easy joining on console
    Minigames Play various minigames with friends by typing /warp minigames
    Events Bi-weekly events with rewards and accessible event games in the minigame hub
    Collectable Maps Earn unique collectable map art by participating in server activities
    Land Claims Keep your items safe in nations or individually claimed land
    Community Interaction Server listens to community feedback and suggestions

    Join GreenCraft SMP today!

    Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 Add GreenCraftSMP as a friend or join our Discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join on both Java and Bedrock platforms? Yes, the server is available for both Java and Bedrock players
    How often are events hosted on the server? Events are hosted bi-weekly with rewards for participants
    Are there restrictions on land claims? Nations allow for claiming land, but players are encouraged to be reasonable
    Is community feedback taken into consideration? Yes, the server values community input and listens to suggestions

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Respect for Liz Minecraft Server

    Respect for Liz Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you rethink your political beliefs? Look no further! Our server is filled with Liz Cheney fans who will restore your faith in the two-party system. We have no problem with legitimate Republicans, but Trump supporters need not apply. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds and intense PvP battles. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming a Liz Cheney superfan by the end of it all! Join now and let the political Minecraft madness begin!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Glasses Are Really Versatile Minecraft SMP

    Glasses Are Really Versatile Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because on our server, glasses-wearing girls magically transform into beautiful beings when they take them off. And if that’s not enough, girls wearing glasses will flash you cute grins that will melt your heart. But wait, there’s more! Boys with glasses on our server have a suspicious gleam in their eyes that can either make them look cool or be the butt of a joke.

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! You can switch up your glasses style and color based on your mood, just like picking out different dishes at a buffet. Imagine Luna trying on different glasses or Marine ditching her eyepatch for a stylish pair of frames. And hey, who wouldn’t want to see the whole hololive crew rocking some trendy glasses at HoloComi? Glasses for everyone, it’s a must-have accessory on our server! So come join us and let’s make glasses the hottest trend in Minecraft history!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Villages Defended: 13 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • FriendCraft SMP: Adulting Edition

    FriendCraft SMP: Adulting Edition
    Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps trying to find a friend who won’t ghost you after one hangout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to make lifelong friends in your 20s/30s!

    Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and bonding over building pixelated houses together. Who needs awkward small talk at a bar when you can bond over fighting off creepers and mining for diamonds?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who rage-quit after losing all their enchanted gear in a lava pit. Will you be brave enough to face them in battle and earn their respect?

    So come join us and experience the joy of friendship in the most unexpected of places – a virtual blocky world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter. Who knew that punching trees could lead to such amazing friendships?

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CraftyMinerz: Not Just Digging Holes!

    CraftyMinerz: Not Just Digging Holes!
    People think running a Minecraft server is just about creating a virtual world and letting people play in it, but let me tell you, it’s a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Our server is like a never-ending party where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Join us if you want to experience the madness and mayhem of Minecraft like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see how long it takes for players to turn into real-life blocky characters. So come join us and become a Minecraft legend…literally!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 315 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 New Chunks Explored: 461199

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Pluto SMP: Where even the aliens play! Whitelist and custom items galore in version 1.21

    Pluto SMP: Where even the aliens play! Whitelist and custom items galore in version 1.21

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Version Java + Bedrock 1.21
    Features
    • Economy with Bounties, Balance, Shops, Jobs, and Land Claiming
    • Fractals for custom player-created items
    • Plugins such as Vein Miner, Skills, 1 player sleep, Quests, and Auto-Farm
    • Active community with 5-10 players online daily
    • Discord with 150+ members

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is a Fractal? A Fractal is a custom player-created item that offers bonuses like Damage Boosters, Extra Heart, and Poisoned Weapons.
    How can I join the server? You can join by clicking the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/WWADhmP7

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Barking Dog Minecraft Server

    Barking Dog Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the thirdie dog barks so much because he’s actually a secret agent in disguise! Join our server to uncover the mystery of the thirdie dog and his top-secret missions. Rumor has it that he’s trying to save the world from an army of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the thirdie dog and help defeat the creepers? Or will you be too busy laughing at his hilarious barking antics to even notice the impending doom? Join now and find out!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Console’s Minecraft SMP Outreach

    Console’s Minecraft SMP Outreach
    Hey there! Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of hilarious moderators who will entertain you with their wacky antics and outrageous shenanigans. Need a break from building and mining? How about a game of “Horse Jousting” on flying pigs or a race through a maze filled with exploding chickens?

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with DJ Villagers spinning the latest tunes. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of “Simon Says.”

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! And remember, we’ve been trying to reach you concerning your console’s extended warranty…because once you join our SMP, there’s no turning back!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Dimension Hops: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 5025

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • SecretSMP: DarkestSecret

    SecretSMP: DarkestSecret
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we dig up diamonds and spill the tea on everyone’s darkest secrets! Join us if you’re ready to uncover scandalous stories, build epic bases, and battle it out in epic PvP showdowns. Who knows, you might even discover that the creeper blowing up your house was actually your best friend in disguise! So come on, join us and let’s create chaos together in this wild and unpredictable world. Remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s precious here – your secrets are too!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Zombie Dances: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 107 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • KindCraft – Small Acts, Big Impact

    KindCraft – Small Acts, Big Impact
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with the most generous players you’ll ever meet. One time, someone left a trail of diamonds leading to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear. It was like a real-life Minecraft fairy tale!

    So if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MissileMayhemCraft

    MissileMayhemCraft
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you want to join a server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, let me tell you about this epic server where we intercept Russian missiles like it’s nobody’s business!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear a siren blaring. That’s right, we’re intercepting missiles while building our dream houses! And guess what? Our main man Zelensky is leading the charge, calling for us to join forces and protect our blocky world from those pesky Russians.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet NATO chief Rutte on your journey to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Don’t miss out on the action, join our server now and let’s show those missiles who’s boss!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Welcome to MCVerseCity, where the only thing more impressive than our server title is the size of our player’s egos.

    Welcome to MCVerseCity, where the only thing more impressive than our server title is the size of our player’s egos.
    Minecraft Server Overview

    Join us for a Vanilla+ Survival Focus that is builder friendly

    We do our best to ensure EVERY PLAYER gets a fresh vanilla survival experience by having a HUGE world as well as a localized resource world. Our community is growing – we have somewhat of an international community of adults 18-70+. Our current focus is bringing spawn to life and improving the PvP (Clan vs Clan) gameplay.

    We are working towards a pure vanilla experience with modifications only to enable more collaboration, protection, and roleplay. You can expect stable 20 TPS gameplay with tons of (ignorable) feature improvements – like fishing contests.

    Java IP: mcverse.city

    Website: www.mcverse.city

    Map: http://mcverse.city:8123/

    Discord: https://discord.gg/4z6bf9sy44

    Feature List:

    • 72 Hour Dead Chest to get your stuff back!
    • No tp from nether or the end, just like vanilla! Fight your way out!
    • Large 256k x 256k permanent world that is only 5% explored.
    • Permanent Claims, earn over 200k claim blocks over time. (More if you are a builder or clan)
    • Mini Blocks, Big Doors, Image Import, Armor Stands
    • Dragon Slayer (Respawning End Cycle)
    • Full Mob Spawns, and Huge 20 chunk render distance.
    • Phantom Toggle
    • Searchable Player Market
    • Player Warps
    • Proximity Chat (We’re still getting used to this)
    • Chill Community
    • Admin keeps distance from gameplay but is active and responsive.

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server vanilla? Yes, we strive to provide a pure vanilla experience with only necessary modifications.
    How big is the world? We have a large 256k x 256k permanent world, with only 5% explored so far.
    Are there any in-game events? Yes, we have fishing contests and other community events for players to participate in.
    Can I claim land? Yes, players can earn over 200k claim blocks over time to claim permanent land.
    Is PvP allowed? Yes, we are focusing on improving the PvP gameplay with Clan vs Clan battles.
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, there are no pay-to-win elements or loot boxes on our server. It is free for all players to enjoy.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Channel Surfer Minecraft Server

    Channel Surfer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, look no further! Our server is like a language exchange program on steroids! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where English speakers struggle to communicate with Japanese players, leading to hilarious misunderstandings and epic battles over who gets the last piece of diamond armor. Who needs Google Translate when you have our server? Join now and expand your language skills while having a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

    Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PleasureCraft SMP

    PleasureCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while wearing a top hat made of diamonds! Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress-reliever. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. So if you want to witness some epic dance battles between pandas, this is the place to be. And let’s not forget about our annual “Turtle Racing Championship” where players ride turtles through obstacle courses for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion at the same time.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 438578 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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