so, like, imagine a minecraft server where everything is so wacky and wild, it’s like it was created by a bunch of AI robots on acid. like, the buildings are all wonky and the animals wear top hats and monocles.

you gotta join this server if you wanna experience the most epic rollercoaster ride of your life. one time, a player built a giant toilet that actually flushed and sent you to a secret underground disco party. it was lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every day there’s a new treasure hunt where you gotta follow clues that lead you to a chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let your inner weirdo run free on this totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone

    Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone
    come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of food allergies! our world is a safe haven where you can munch on all the virtual food you want without fear of anaphylaxis! build a giant peanut butter castle or a towering gluten-free skyscraper, the possibilities are endless!

    our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life worries and immerse yourself in a world where food allergies don’t exist. no more epi-pens or ingredient labels to read, just pure unadulterated fun!

    so come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boredom! trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our virtual doctors are always on call in case of any in-game emergencies. see you in the game, food allergy warriors!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Potions Brewed: 25
    Villages Defended: 14 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Marthia Nations: Where vanilla and factions collide…kind of.

    Marthia Nations: Where vanilla and factions collide…kind of.
    Name Marthia Nations
    Discord https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

    Overview

    Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

    Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How long has Marthia Nations been around? Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
    What plugins does Marthia Nations have? Marthia Nations has plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
    Can players build empires on Marthia Nations? Yes, players can build empires and battle with working ships and planes on Marthia Nations.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Players Killed by Monsters: 4183
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Potions Brewed: 163
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server

    Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old minigames where skill actually matters? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most frustrating and unfair hacking minigame you’ll ever experience! We only give you four attempts to guess the password from a pool of twenty words – talk about living life on the edge! It’s like playing Russian roulette with your brain cells. Who needs logic and strategy when you can rely on pure luck and RNGesus to guide you through the chaos? Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and infuriation – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7747 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Chimeras Created: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP

    Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the fate of human civilization is decided by building epic structures and battling mobs! Will you be the one to lead us to prosperity or will you accidentally blow up the entire village with TNT? Only one way to find out! Join now and show us your leadership skills…or lack thereof!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Void Armor Forged: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • AgeCraft SMP: “Respawning with experience!”

    AgeCraft SMP: “Respawning with experience!”
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret potion that will make you age in reverse every time you log in. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to smooth, youthful skin as you build, mine, and craft your way through our wacky world.

    But that’s not all – we also have a pet llama named Larry who can speak seven different languages and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields this sword will have the power to control time itself!

    So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the fountain of youth, talking llamas, and epic quests like never before. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s a bit of a diva.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Post-Coitus Craft

    Post-Coitus Craft
    After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Star Shards Collected: 279

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • ProjectilePvP Minecraft Server

    ProjectilePvP Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior like the ukrainian defence forces taking down russian command posts with western projectiles! build ur own fortress and defend it against enemy attacks, or go on epic quests to find rare treasures and slay dangerous mobs. u never know what crazy adventures await u on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8465
    Farms Harvested: 813 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • NATOcraft: Stoltenberg’s LOL Ukraine

    NATOcraft: Stoltenberg’s LOL Ukraine
    HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN STOLTENBERG WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS UKRAINE COULD BECOME A PART OF NATO EVEN IF RUSSIA IS TAKING OVER TERRITORIES! THAT’S HOW EPIC THIS SERVER IS, FOLKS!

    WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE LAVA! JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST WACKY AND WILD MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN NOW, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! EVEN MAKING STOLTENBERG DO THE FLOSS DANCE WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Falling into the Void: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Gecko Vibes: The Sixth Sense

    Gecko Vibes: The Sixth Sense
    omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server like srsly!! we got geckos with SIXTH SENSE yo, they can sense vibrations and stuff like they some kinda ninja spies or sumthin. u can be like a gecko whisperer on this server, talkin to them in their secret language and stuff. it’s like the animal kingdom meets minecraft, but with a twist of sci-fi and mystery. come join us and uncover the secrets of the gecko world, it’s gonna blow ur mind!! #geckogoals #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Animals Bred: 163
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9272 New Chunks Explored: 582911

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is the ultimate survival skill! Join now for semi-vanilla fun and cross-play madness in version 1.21.1!

    CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is the ultimate survival skill! Join now for semi-vanilla fun and cross-play madness in version 1.21.1!
    Crafted Survival
    SMP Type Semi-vanilla
    Environment Friendly, fun, and inclusive
    Main Additions
    • Land Claiming
    • Shopping District
    • Homes and TPA
    • Live World Map
    • Mob Heads
    • One Player Sleep
    • Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting
    • Active Player Base
    IP play.craftedsurvival.net
    Bedrock Port 19132

    FAQ

    1. Can I grief on this server?

    No, griefing is not allowed on Crafted Survival. We strive to provide a griefer-free environment for all players.

    2. How can I claim land?

    You can claim land using the Land Claiming feature on the server. This allows you to protect your builds and prevent others from griefing them.

    3. Is there a shopping district on the server?

    Yes, Crafted Survival features a Shopping District where players can buy and sell items with each other.

    4. How do ranks work on the server?

    Ranks on Crafted Survival are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute to the community, the higher your rank will be.

    5. Can I teleport to other players’ homes?

    Yes, you can teleport to other players’ homes using the Homes and TPA feature on the server.

    6. Is there a live world map available?

    Yes, Crafted Survival offers a Live World Map feature that allows you to see the world in real-time and explore different areas.

    7. How can I get Mob Heads on the server?

    You can collect Mob Heads by defeating mobs in the game. They are a rare drop that you can use for decoration or crafting.

    8. What is the One Player Sleep feature?

    The One Player Sleep feature allows a single player to skip the night and set the time to day, making it more convenient for solo players.

    9. Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

    While we aim to keep the server close to vanilla, we encourage players to be creative and express themselves through their builds. There are no strict restrictions on building styles.

    10. How can I join the server?

    You can join Crafted Survival by entering the IP address play.craftedsurvival.net and the Bedrock Port 19132 in your Minecraft client. We look forward to welcoming you to our community!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • You Sold Out Minecraft Server

    You Sold Out Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness that goes on here.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting for you to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie, then you might not survive the fun)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Animals Bred: 114
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 6719

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

    Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old events and lackluster updates? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can race through fiery obstacles and compete for epic loot. And don’t forget to check out our Dev Face-to-Face where you can meet the mysterious Zenless Zone Zero – who knows what secrets he holds!

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our legendary agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz, who will guide you through the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on their epic quests.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have upcoming events that will blow your mind. From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! Redeemable codes, resources, and useful links are waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Runes Activated: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • LDRs4Life Minecraft SMP

    LDRs4Life Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being in a long distance relationship with your favorite Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to lag and hello to love at first block placement.

    Our server is like a virtual dating app, but for gamers. You’ll meet your soulmate in the form of a creeper that just can’t stop following you around. And who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your special someone a diamond pickaxe?

    But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like speed mining dates and build battles that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. So come join us and find your pixelated prince or princess charming. Long distance relationships have never been so block-tastic!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 5030
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyRejects

    CraftyRejects
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft server where getting rejected is a thing of the past. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon proposed to us and we said yes! So come on over and let’s build a world where rejection doesn’t exist, just like our imaginary girlfriend who totally isn’t a creeper in disguise. Join now and let’s make rejection a thing of the past!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Heckin’Craft Minecraft Server

    Heckin’Craft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more enemies than the IDF! we killed like 250 hezbollah dudes and our death toll is like 2,000 and counting! join us for some crazy pvp battles and build the most insane bases ever! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re one of those hezbollah guys, then maybe you will regret it a little). come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s dominate the virtual world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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