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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 8419 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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