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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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