Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	116	Falling into the Void:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Crops Grown:	2142	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

OktoberCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, annual event, bavaria, Beer, celebration, crowds, culture, Event, FESTIVAL, Food, germany, high security, Minecraft, Munich, Music, OktoberCraft, oktoberfest, police presence, Safety Measures, Server, tourist attraction, tradition, traditional costumes.

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of Oktoberfest every day! we have beer flowing like a waterfall and security tighter than a pickle jar lid! you’ll feel like you’re in germany, but without the expensive plane ticket! build your own beer garden and party all night with your virtual friends! who needs real life when you can have this kind of fun in minecraft?! come join us now and let the good times roll! prost! 🍻🎉

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SpyCraft: Mexi-Russo Hub

#covert operations, cia, cold war, Diplomacy, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, Hub, intelligence, intelligence agencies, international relations, KGB, mexico, MexiRusso, Politics, russia, SECURITY, soviet union, Spycraft, Spying, Surveillance, united states

so like, picture this: russia and mexico team up to spy on the u.s. but in minecraft! you can be a spy for russia or mexico and try to outsmart the americans. there are secret missions, hidden bases, and even a taco truck that serves as a front for the spy operation. plus, there’s a giant statue of putin riding a llama because why not? join now and be part of the most ridiculous spy game ever!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3169
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NORRSMC

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Spanish Survival Community Friends Multiplayer PVP Creative Economy Roleplay Minigames Adventure Exploration Building Plugins Quests Factions Skyblock Parkour Redstone Farming, Survival, Vanilla

Spanish speaking server – NORRS Community

-Survival with house protection

-Free ranks and kits

-Make friends!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Star Shards Collected:	59
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Conquest of Hunterra: Where even the creepers roleplay and ask for permission to explode. Whitelist required!

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Conquest of Hunterra Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
	Maintain a balanced diet for in-game benefits and adapt to changing seasons that affect crops and the environment.
	Level up your character and face challenging foes as you unlock custom armors, weapons, and powerful gemstones.
Modded World Generation & 12,000 New Blocks	Explore a beautifully crafted world with Conquest Reforged and endless building possibilities.
Build Self-Governing Settlements	Find like-minded players to create and govern your own settlements. Choose your path to lordship based on your accomplishments and specializations.

Apply now and experience a medieval adventure like no other!

Modpack: Conquest of Hunterra Modpack

Discord: Conquest of Hunterra Discord

FAQ

Q: When did the server launch?

A: The server launched fresh on July 19th, 2024.

Q: What version is the server on?

A: The server is available on Fabric 1.20.1.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: We recommend using the Modrinth launcher to join us.

Q: What is the main focus of the server?

A: The server offers a fully-fledged medieval RPG experience with unique features to immerse players in a historical adventure.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Let’s Smile Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits from DJ Villager! Don’t worry, they promise not to explode…maybe.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even Herobrine himself would break a sweat! Just watch out for the flying pigs that will try to knock you off course.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s smile together as we create unforgettable memories in the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Potions Brewed:	53
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Emeralds Found:	704	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SMP Minecraft Salvation Can Be Yours

Blessed, Children of God, clean in heart, comforted, everlasting life, God’s love, hunger and thirst, inherit the land, John 3:16, kingdom of heaven, Luke 5:32, Matthew 7:13-14, Meek, mercy, Minecraft, mourn, narrow way, Peacemakers, persecuted, poor in spirit, repentance, Righteousness, salvation, see God, smp, strait gate

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is so epic that even the Bible is dropping some sick verses about it. We’ve got a crazy gate system that will lead you to either destruction or eternal life – talk about high stakes Minecraft!

Join us and experience the blessed life of a Minecraft player. If you’re poor in spirit, mourning, meek, hungry for righteousness, merciful, clean in heart, a peacemaker, or persecuted for righteousness, this is the server for you! And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of God’s love to go around – just like diamonds in a mineshaft.

So come on and join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and maybe even repenting for your Minecraft sins. Who knew virtual block-building could be so spiritually enlightening? Can I get an amen? 🙌🏼🔥

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9174	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SisCraftOFShame

Argument, bimbo fetish, Birthday, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, hypersexual, Jealousy, MONEY, morality, Mother, onlyfans, plastic surgery, PRUDES, relationships, Self Respect, SisCraftOFShame, sister, UNCOMFORTABLE, Weirdo

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s OnlyFans content? Look no further! Our server is filled with more drama and outrageousness than a family argument over plastic surgery and bimbo fetishes.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where everyone is either a hypersexual weirdo or a prude who can’t handle a joke. Build your own plastic sex doll empire or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold as family members fight over morality and self-respect.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to escape reality and dive into a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sister’s questionable career choices). Join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of this dysfunctional family).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	376
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8767

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TrendyThrowback – Minecraft SMP

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Do you wish bell-bottoms and disco balls were still a thing? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we bring back all the retro trends you never knew you needed! From lava lamps in every base to pixelated tie-dye sheep, we’re all about bringing back the grooviest styles from the past. Join us for a blast from the past and a server experience that’s far out, man!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SeaCreepCraft

aquatic anomalies, chilling experiences, creepy encounters, deep sea exploration, eerie sightings, ghost ships, haunted waters, marine life, maritime folklore, maritime legends, maritime superstitions, maritime work, nautical tales, ocean mysteries, oceanic mysteries, sea creatures, sea monsters, SeaCreepCraft, spooky encounters, underwater sightings, water phantoms

Ahoy mateys! Are you tired of sailing the seven seas only to be bored out of your mind? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice up your aquatic adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of encountering the most bizarre and creepy sea creatures you’ve ever seen. From giant squids that serenade you with sea shanties to mermaids who will trade you enchanted tridents for your soul, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual ocean.

But that’s not all! We also have underwater dungeons filled with treasure and cursed pirate ships that will haunt your dreams. So grab your compass and set sail for the most outrageous Minecraft server on the high seas. Arrrrr you ready for the adventure of a lifetime?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Solar Fields Fun Craft

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OMG U GUYS, dis Minecraft server is like, outta dis world! We got scientists and stuff makin’ maps of da Sun’s coronal magnetic fields, like whaaaat? U can learn all about solar eruptions and sunspots and be all smart and stuff. Join dis server and be part of da solar revolution, it’s gonna be LIT! Plus, we got like, special Sun-themed skins and tools for u to use, so u can be da coolest player in da whole dang server. Come on, don’t be a square, join us now and let’s explore da mysteries of da Sun together! 🌞🔥🚀

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Rafiickz Community

Creative mode, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Griefing, hermitcraft, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Rafiickz Community – The Server You Need Survival like RPG game Explore dungeons, face epic bosses, and complete quests in massive worlds. Custom mobs await you in the Overworld, Nether, and The End. Evolve and Achieve More Level up your guild to earn more loot and money. Improve your skills and count on pets and minions to help you with your tasks. Virtual Stores and Spawners Buy directly from your home or at spawn, and set up automatic farms with spawners and minions. Enter Now Java IP: rafiickz.jogar.io Bedrock IP: rafiickz.enxada.host Porta: 10048 Discord: discord.gg/PwFnjCuuVM Nos siga no TikTok: TikTok/Rafiickz

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

New Xport

Difficult, Economic, Economy, Experience, Minecraft, New Xport, Server, Survival, Survival Games

Hello! Are you looking for a server where survival is And difficult or economic? well, come to this server! I invite you to this server and to try your experience on this server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	7192	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FrontierSMP: Where you can fish with fire and farm with flames! Join now for some hot gameplay!

Bedrock Crossplay Enabled, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Community, community-driven, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Economy, Exploration, Farm, Fire, Fish, flames, FrontierSMP, gameplay, hot, Join, Loot, MCMMO, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, rail network, smp, Structures, Towny, vanilla minecraft

Server Information
Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay	Enabled
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description

Main Features

Custom Terrain
Towny
Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ

Is teleporting allowed on the server?

Teleporting is a luxury on Frontier, not easily accessible to all players. The server aims to promote exploration and challenge players.

Are there bosses in the game?

Yes, the server features bosses that players can encounter throughout the world, adding a challenge to the gameplay.

Can players build on spawn?

Spawn can be built on by anyone to create shops, rail networks, or other community-driven projects to enhance the server experience.

Is the economy balanced on the server?

Yes, the server has put effort into balancing the economy to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Are there plans for new features and updates?

Yes, the server is constantly planning new features and updates to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging for all players.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty Filtered Me Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy anymore? Well, look no further because our server will literally blow your mind (in a good way, we promise)! We have unicorns roaming around, rainbow-colored creepers, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours, allowing you to soar through the skies and rain bacon down on unsuspecting players below. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (seriously, we’ve had players forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were having so much fun). Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Magic Items Found:	2637	Void Gems Collected:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.