Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
Wilderness Tamed: 20 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

    CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!
    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

    So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Dimension Hops: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8944 Mythical Swords Crafted: 98

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

    BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

    We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

    So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Alien Abductions: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Mythical Quests Completed: 44

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

    NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment
    Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

    On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

    So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Farms Harvested: 410 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ScarCraftStory

    ScarCraftStory
    Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 29

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

    OrbansCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

    if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4247
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Dino-Doom Asteroid Server

    Dino-Doom Asteroid Server
    yo, dis server be like dat asteroid dat wiped out dem dinos, except instead of killin’ u, it be bringin’ u to da most lit minecraft world u eva seen! imagine buildin’ yo crib in a land where dino bones be da foundation and lava be flowin’ like a never-endin’ party! join dis server if u wanna be part of da ultimate survival adventure, where u gotta fight off creepers, zombies, and maybe even a T-Rex or two! ain’t no other server like dis one, so join now and let’s make history together!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 154 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

    ☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

    Hi, friend. Do you want to find a Cool server for SURVIVAL on your phone?

    Then come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

    We look forward to new players and hold Competitions and Events every week. We have created a truly high-quality server for convenient gaming.

    ✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, extract resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

    Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Crops Grown: 5373
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Mythical Relics Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • No Peek Minecraft Server

    No Peek Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join? Because our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

    We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Want to ride a pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is on the guest list. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and don’t even think about looking at Smash, because our server is where the real party is at!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Farms Harvested: 592
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • > Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

    > Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

    Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

    So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 16
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyDadGaySon

    CraftyDadGaySon
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things fabulous and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly unicorns, and headbands with bows that will make your character look absolutely fierce.

    Need a break from the real world drama? Look no further, because on our server, we leave all the negativity at the door. Just like the time my ex freaked out over a headband and thought it would turn our son gay. Seriously, who knew accessories had that kind of power? But hey, on our server, we celebrate individuality and diversity, so wear that headband proudly!

    So come on over and join us for a magical adventure where love is love, and being your fabulous self is always encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted headband to wear while you build your dream castle! See you there, darling!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • BoomerCraftTipsNTricks

    BoomerCraftTipsNTricks
    Are you tired of listening to older generations spout off outdated advice that no longer works? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those old fogies in the dust! Our server is filled with cutting-edge technology and innovative gameplay that will make you forget all about those dusty old tips from your grandparents.

    On our server, we have a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can finally show those young whippersnappers who’s boss. And if you’re tired of hearing about how you need to “work hard” to succeed, we have a special cheat code that will give you unlimited diamonds with just the click of a button.

    So say goodbye to outdated advice and hello to a whole new world of fun and excitement on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Dimension Hops: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server

    Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tiny ring-shaped robots navigating through honey (or blood, if you’re feeling adventurous)! These robots are so small, they’re almost nano-sized, but not quite there yet. Imagine the chaos of having these little bots running around in your bloodstream, delivering medicine and causing mischief along the way.

    Join our server and witness the magic of ring robots bending and moving in all directions, thanks to their zero-elastic-energy mode. Who needs proof of nano scale bots in human blood when you can experience it firsthand in our virtual world?

    So come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking invention that may one day revolutionize the medical industry. Just be careful not to accidentally squish one of these soft robots with your fingers – they may be small, but they sure know how to pack a punch!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Alien Abductions: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP

    D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because DEKOMORIDESU is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Llama, a mystical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers.

    So why should you join DEKOMORIDESU? Because where else can you participate in epic llama races, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and engage in intense battles with a giant squid boss named Squishy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • WeddingWoes Minecraft Server

    WeddingWoes Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values inclusivity and acceptance? Look no further than our server! We welcome players of all backgrounds and orientations, because we believe everyone deserves a place to call home in the Minecraft world.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. We even have a special event where players can compete in a wedding planning competition – just make sure to invite your partner, because we celebrate love in all its forms!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wacky community – where the only thing that matters is having fun and spreading positivity. So come on over and join us, because on our server, everyone is family – even if your best friend tries to exclude your wife from the guest list!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Falling into the Void: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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