Pixel SMP is an economy, lifesteal and custom enchants server, there is no p2w features and is brand new, come join us!
Pixel SMP is an economy, lifesteal and custom enchants server, there is no p2w features and is brand new, come join us!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but fish and carrots. Watch as our resident llama tamer tries to wrangle his herd of llamas into a dance routine. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of clucking subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the enchanted chicken armor that makes you invincible in battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!
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But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”
Join us on this server where the only way to enter is by posting your Steam profile and accepting a friend request – so don’t be “autistic” and miss out on the fun!
To git gud, make sure to do the tutorial, explore public item builds, and play bot matches. And if you really want to excel, check out our unofficial Wiki and Advanced Movement Guide for all the tips and tricks you’ll need to dominate the game.
So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where anything can happen, including getting stuck in a block or riding a pig into battle! Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!