Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with firsties who can’t handle your level of awesomeness? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for violent and retarded players like yourself!

Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and show those firsties who’s boss. Our server is filled with insane challenges and mind-blowing builds that will make your head spin.

But be warned, only the most hardcore players can survive in our world. So if you think you have what it takes to dominate and conquer, come join us and prove that you’re not just a little pussy like those firsties. Let the madness begin!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
Farms Harvested: 862 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • 3b2t – Anarchy without rules and lags Minecraft server

    3b2t – Anarchy without rules and lags Minecraft server
    The owner of the server “3b2t – Anarchy without rules and lags” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Brightshield Graduation Minecraft Server

    Brightshield Graduation Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

    Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be blessed with infinite riches and eternal glory!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a magical creature that changes colors with the seasons. Legend has it that if you can catch and shear the Rainbow Sheep, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land of unlimited cake and cookies!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the ninja llamas and exploding cows – they’re known to cause chaos wherever they go!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Runes Activated: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Confused Minecraft SMP Player

    Confused Minecraft SMP Player
    Join our Minecraft SMP where we debate the ethics of abortion while building giant pixel art statues of fetuses! Our server is filled with wacky discussions and outrageous theories about when life truly begins. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates while battling mobs and dodging creepers. Come join us for a wild and controversial adventure!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Tribunal vs Dagoth Minecraft Server

    Tribunal vs Dagoth Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is deciding who gets the last diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the ultimate conspiracy theory debate going on – did the tribunal murder Nerevar or was it Dagoth? Join us and uncover the truth while building your own empire in a world filled with mystery and intrigue. Plus, rumor has it that if you solve the mystery, you’ll be rewarded with a secret stash of enchanted loot that will make you the most powerful player in the land. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

    Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Reptile Rave Minecraft Server

    Reptile Rave Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to know which presidential candidate is going to make the biggest impact on the reptile community? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us to debate and discuss the important issues, like which candidate will provide the best heat lamps for our scaly friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of lizard people who are trying to influence the election from the shadows. So come join us and help shape the future for all reptiles, one block at a time!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Towns Built: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Why Can’t I PvP in Minecraft SMP?

    Why Can’t I PvP in Minecraft SMP?
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where players drop bombs and hat tricks left and right! We’ve got players who can’t score in Brazil but can ghost through the whole game like pros. Join us and witness epic battles against the best players in the world, where Peru, Bolivia, and Chile teams are somehow 10 times better than Borussia and Bayern. Watch as Vini runs through the whole field without any team assistance and scores like a boss – he might just be boycotting the NT for all we know! So come on, join us for some insane Minecraft fun and see what crazy shenanigans await you on our server!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 265 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

    Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the “Tour de Inferno” where you’ll face off against fiery mobs and insane challenges.

    But that’s not all, we have special programs like the “Zenless Zone Zero” where you can come face-to-face with the devs themselves! Who knows what shenanigans they’ll get up to.

    And if you’re looking for some epic adventures, look no further than our upcoming events like “En-Nah Into Your Lap” where you can claim free Boopons (whatever those are) or “Vicious Dogs Within” where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III.

    But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes for in-game goodies and useful links to keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Foot Fag Minecraft SMP

    Foot Fag Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, scandalous betrayals, and juicy drama that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    Rumor has it that one player mysteriously disappeared after angering the server admin by building a giant statue of a potato in the spawn area. Will he ever return? Or, is it truly over? Join our server to find out and maybe even uncover the truth behind his disappearance.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the rumors of a hidden treasure buried deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with a taste for diamond swords.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 22

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • 6b6t.org Minecraft server

    6b6t.org Minecraft server

    Anarchy without rules, big online, best clone 2b2t

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Slim Laid Minecraft Server

    Slim Laid Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can cuck players and their girlfriends in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for drama instead?

    Forget about building the biggest castle or farm, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through the twisted relationships and scandalous affairs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    So come on, join us and lose your virginity in the most unconventional way possible. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a whole new world of possibilities waiting for you on our server?

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Fishtank Live Pre-Season Minecraft SMP #434

    Fishtank Live Pre-Season Minecraft SMP #434
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than Our Favourite Deputy Edition/FTL! Join us for Season 3 starting on October 27th (tentative date) for some wild and wacky adventures.

    In our last episode, we had a showdown with a giant chicken riding a llama while trying to build a rollercoaster to the moon. And let’s not forget the time we accidentally turned the entire server into flying pigs! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else.

    So why join Our Favourite Deputy Edition/FTL? Because where else can you ride a dolphin into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Plus, our m3u playlist is filled with nothing but bangers that will have you dancing while you mine.

    Don’t miss out on the fun, join us at https://www.fishtank.live and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. See you in the virtual world, deputy!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Spy x Family Minecraft Server

    Spy x Family Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being stuck in a little box like a sad little Minecraft villager? Well, on our server, we offer freedom and endless possibilities! Hold hands with your fellow players as you embark on epic adventures together. Feel the warmth of your virtual child in your pixelated arms as you build and create in a world that’s truly interlinked. Say goodbye to missing pieces of yourself and join us on this crazy journey where everything is interconnected and absolutely bonkers! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Ms. Servant Minecraft SMP

    Ms. Servant Minecraft SMP
    Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft SMP ever? Ms. Servant is back at it again, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world! Last week, she accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns and now they’re taking over the server with their rainbow farts.

    But that’s not all, this week she’s planning to build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava and diamond blocks. Who knows what will happen next? Join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a part of it! Just be prepared for the unexpected and bring your sense of humor because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crops Grown: 4059 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Pixelated Block Party Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – laser-eyed llamas! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja chickens who will protect you from any creepers that come your way?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players, all while being serenaded by a chorus of singing sheep. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Towns Built: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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