Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with firsties who can’t handle your level of awesomeness? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for violent and retarded players like yourself!

Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and show those firsties who’s boss. Our server is filled with insane challenges and mind-blowing builds that will make your head spin.

But be warned, only the most hardcore players can survive in our world. So if you think you have what it takes to dominate and conquer, come join us and prove that you’re not just a little pussy like those firsties. Let the madness begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 16

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Entitled Society Minecraft SMP

    Entitled Society Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of society’s entitled attitude? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of the real world? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where the only entitlement you’ll find is the entitlement to build whatever crazy creations your heart desires!

    Our server is filled with hilarious characters and wacky adventures. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where players ride pigs like they’re racing in the Kentucky Derby. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

    But the best part? We don’t tolerate any entitled behavior here. If you try to boss people around or act like you’re better than everyone else, you’ll be banished to the Nether faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

    So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only entitlement you’ll find is the entitlement to have a good time!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 69 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Organic Knife Minecraft Server

    Organic Knife Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us and you’ll be equipped with an organic sharp knife that is specifically designed for taking down Russian digitally. Yes, you heard that right! No more dealing with pesky Russian hackers ruining your gaming experience. With our special knife, you’ll be able to defend yourself and your creations like never before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel Minecraft universe where everything is made of cheese. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 114
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • /Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    /Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Yo, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server that’s got everyone talking? It’s like the Genshin Impact of Minecraft, but with more explosions and less gacha!

    We’ve got character trailers for our players, like “Xilonen: Fervent Beats” – this dude is dropping sick beats while mining for diamonds. And don’t even get me started on “The Duty of Name Forging” – it’s like a quest to find the most epic username ever!

    Version 5.1 is here, and it’s called “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” – sounds intense, right? We’ve got banners with weapons like Uraku Misugiri, a sword that can slice through anything, and Peak Patrol Song, a sword that sings while you fight. How cool is that?

    And if you join now, you’ll get daily check-in rewards forever – it’s like free stuff every day, just for logging on! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes for Primogems (whatever those are) in all regions, so you can deck out your character in style.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a legend in the world of blocky adventures! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the mythical Creeper of Destiny and ride it into battle. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Magic Items Found: 8971 Enchantments Applied: 135

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • DALL-E 3 Thread Minecraft Server

    DALL-E 3 Thread Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to play Minecraft!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. If you can tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player in all of Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of diamond poop!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • When I was in high school there was this one kid who committed… Minecraft SMPantics

    When I was in high school there was this one kid who committed… Minecraft SMPantics
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Need a break from real life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the craziness. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dog cult waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world, stays in our Minecraft world.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Move to North Dakota Minecraft Server

    Move to North Dakota Minecraft Server
    Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, even the villagers are turning up!

    Join us for epic battles with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional Ender Dragon that likes to crash our parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

    But that’s not all! We have a thriving economy where you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots (because who needs boring old regular carrots?). And don’t worry about finding a job, because in our world, everyone is a professional block builder.

    So why don’t they just move to North Dakota? Because our server is where the real action is at! Join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP

    Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with tea parties, blogposting, and horny shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a sugar rush.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 197

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Pank World server Minecraft

    Pank World server Minecraft

    Hello, I present to your attention a vanilla server without privates. Our server is based on a friendly atmosphere and responsive players. I won’t lie, our server’s audience is small and I consider this a plus, because everyone knows each other. If you want to become part of our small friendly family, join us!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

    Join us for the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragons, summon water margin girls, and maybe even ride a Nautilus to the surface! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline come to life. Plus, our Coin Calculator is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re in the Matrix.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Emeralds Found: 7387 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP

    The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out for the title of World Series champions (yes, it’s totally a thing in Minecraft now).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Mines Excavated: 1961 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

    Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 72

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Cute Dog Minecraft SMP

    Cute Dog Minecraft SMP
    Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Drop Zone Minecraft Server

    Drop Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

    Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

    And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Price Tag Minecraft Server

    Price Tag Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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