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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 6883 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Ores Mined: | 2779 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
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