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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 7814 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 5985 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
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