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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 4014 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Farms Harvested: | 134 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5520 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
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