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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 286 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 195 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
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