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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 6959 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 22 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
Star Shards Collected: | 239 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 223 | Mines Excavated: | 4071 |
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