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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 8603 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
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