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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 2368 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
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