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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 9143 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 6712 |
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