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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 9092 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Farms Harvested: | 198 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3122 |
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