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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 3153 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 |
Magic Items Found: | 5346 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 150 |
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