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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 8979 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 3567 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
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