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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 6128 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 240 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
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