Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as the stories we make up to sell items!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of haggling with players who respond with “lol” when you ask for a price. It’s like a virtual flea market where the only currency accepted is laughter!

Our server is full of insane stories, like the time a player traded a diamond sword for a stack of dirt because they believed it was a rare artifact from the ancient dirt civilization. Who knows what crazy trades you’ll come across next!

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows, you might just walk away with a priceless item for the low, low price of a joke!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 Wilderness Tamed: 20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY