Pixel Asteroid Blasters

yo, imagine you out here mining and crafting on this epic minecraft server when suddenly a giant asteroid comes hurtling towards earth. but don’t worry, our server got you covered cuz we got US physicists who gonna hit that asteroid with a nuclear blast to save the day!

join our server for the chance to witness a real-life minecraft apocalypse, where you gotta build shelters, fight off mutant mobs, and help the physicists aim that nuclear blast just right. who needs diamonds when you got the power to vaporize asteroids, amirite?

so come on down to our server and be a hero in the most insane minecraft adventure ever. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. plus, we got free snacks in the break room. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Woolly Rhino Frosty Fun

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A 32,400-YEAR-OLD WOOLLY RHINO MUMMY CHILLIN’ IN RUSSIA! THIS BAD BOY STILL GOT SKIN AND FUR INTACT, LIKE HE JUST CAME BACK FROM A SPA DAY! PRESERVED IN PERMAFROST FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, THIS ANCIENT CREATURE BE GIVIN’ US MAD INSIGHTS INTO THE EXTINCT SPECIES! COME HANG OUT WITH OUR PREHISTORIC PALS AND BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES IN THEIR HONOR! YA DON’T WANNA MISS THIS WILD RIDE, FOLKS!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Swipe my way to Vanilla heaven – Semi spicy, always sweet, and oh so Whitelisted! 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview

Im currently looking for more players on my mostly-vanilla SMP server, its 1.21 and we are looking for more of a community to help us with builds, shops and more. If you would like to join our community and are interested in being apart of our community please add me on discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx My Discord: ihben

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by adding ihben on Discord and asking for the server details.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is mostly vanilla with some minor tweaks.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules regarding griefing, respect for other players, and language.
Can I create shops on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to create shops and contribute to the server economy.
Is there a specific theme for builds on the server?	There is no specific theme, players are free to build as they please.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1252
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5595	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Void Gems Collected:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Zombie Dances:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blocky Justice System

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Enchantments Applied:	259
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	235
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NightOwl Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Dimension Hops:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

StepSisPlaySupport

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling support? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to show love and support to all their siblings, whether they’re bio or step!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, where you can prove to your virtual siblings that you’re there for them no matter what. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new favorite sibling to show off your building skills to!

So come on, join us and show that you’re not just a block builder, but also a family supporter extraordinaire! And remember, on our server, all siblings are equally important, no favoritism allowed!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Void Armor Forged:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.