welcome to Pirates of the Dead!
what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2254 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Witness the chaos as players fight over virtual custody of pixelated children, argue over maintenance money for their blocky exes, and even call the virtual police for welfare checks. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all this madness in the world of Minecraft?
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got alienation of grandparents, new boyfriends moving in, and even no contact orders thrown into the mix. It’s a soap opera like no other, all happening right in front of your virtual eyes.
So come join us on this server where drama is always on the menu. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and buckle up for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a mythical creature who roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire inventory into milkshakes just for fun!
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your cholesterol levels). Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a server that’s as delicious as it is ridiculous?
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us if you secretly find it bizarre that people don’t ride pigs to work or have pet creepers as their loyal companions. On our server, you can do all that and more!
We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties every night, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a wild ride!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4587 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Discord | 0_fold |
|---|---|
| Version | Crazy Craft 1.16.5 |
| Player Count | Several players, server started today |
| Performance | Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag |
You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.
Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.
Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.
You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!
Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.
But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 9934 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!
Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!
So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 69 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Best political towny SMP.
Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
