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| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Aphmau, whose real name is Jessica, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for her Minecraft roleplay series and storytelling. She has garnered a large following for her family-friendly content and engaging personality. Aphmau also runs a successful merchandise line and has collaborated with other content creators in the gaming community.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!
So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 67 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But wait, there’s more! Get ready to navigate through financial drama and marital disputes as you build your virtual world. Will you lend your in-game spouse money, or make them dip into their retirement savings? The choice is yours on our server!
So come on down and join the chaos – because who needs a trip to Vegas when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 101 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join our server and experience the thrill of facing off against zombie pigmen who moonwalk while attacking, or encountering skeletons who have a strange obsession with wearing top hats.
And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing and loves challenging players to dance battles instead of epic battles.
So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only thing scary at 3am is how addicted you’ll be to playing on it!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).
also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about that sustainable life, bro. We ain’t about overexploiting shrimp stocks, nah uh. We got them inclusive solutions that’ll make you say, “Dang, this server is the bomb diggity!”
So come on down and join us on this wild ride of saving dolphins and making the world a better place, one block at a time. Let’s get fishing bans and dolphin conservation up in here, y’all! 🐬🎣🌊
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us and become a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, a cute witch, big titty rapebait (yes, that’s a thing apparently), a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other crazy character you can think of! We welcome humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls… basically any kind of girl you can imagine.
In our Messy Edition, anything goes! Want to roleplay as a mermaid who’s obsessed with collecting forks? Go for it. How about a ninja warrior princess who fights evil with her magical hairbrush? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.
So come on and join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, on Girls You Wanna Be, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
But that’s not all, folks! Our server also offers insane mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you pass around a live TNT block and try not to explode, or “Sheep Jousting” where you ride sheep and try to knock your opponents off their woolly steeds. And let’s not forget about our custom mobs like the Disco Pig, who boogies down while dropping rare loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
