come join our epic minecraft server where we have pirates from the philippines and china fighting with bladed weapons in the south china sea! it’s like a real-life pirate battle but in minecraft! sail the high seas, plunder treasure, and engage in epic sword fights with players from all over the world! who will emerge victorious in this crazy showdown? join now to find out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Orbs of Power Found: 11
Star Shards Collected: 70 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Towns Built: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • PoopCraft: Where Genetics Meet Hilarity!

    PoopCraft: Where Genetics Meet Hilarity!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of skinny bodies and big tittys for superior breeding! Forget about /pol/ and their hostility towards sexy brown-skinned South Asians – here, we celebrate diversity and beauty in all its forms.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures in pixelated worlds, where you can build your dream house with sparkling diamonds as windows and rainbow-colored sheep as pets. Our community is like no other, filled with players who appreciate the natural genetic disposition of sexy brown-skinned South Asians and all other gorgeous beings out there.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and laughing until your sides hurt. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate among our diverse and accepting players. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Runes Activated: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft Madness!

    GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft Madness!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and a sprinkle of chaos.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that those who find this chest will be blessed with unlimited luck and fortune!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From giant chickens that lay golden eggs to creepers that explode into confetti, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to watch out for the friendly zombies who love to dance and the skeletons who are excellent at playing the xylophone. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 10
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the music doesn’t just entertain you, it cures your headache too! Imagine mining away in the depths of the earth, battling mobs left and right, all while jamming out to tunes that make your headache disappear faster than you can say “creeper”.

    Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon bops along to the sick beats. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw the wildest dance parties in their little huts.

    So come join us and experience the magical healing powers of music while you build, explore, and conquer in the world of Minecraft. Who knew that a simple server could be the cure for all your gaming woes?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Blocky Booty Busters

    Blocky Booty Busters
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server! Join us for insane adventures, outrageous quests, and ridiculous shenanigans!

    Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens into battle, build castles made of candy, and tame fire-breathing llamas. That’s just a taste of what our server has to offer!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to fight off zombie unicorns, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and even ride a flying pig into the sunset.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity at your fingertips?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Mythical Quests Completed: 37
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Pixel Pervs & AI Art

    Pixel Pervs & AI Art
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing smugger than your upshorts is our community! 🤣

    🌟 Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because we’ve got more drama than a season of LOST! 🌟

    ⚔️ Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos! ⚔️

    ⛏️ Need some guidance? Check out our New User Guide, it’s more important than finding the Holy Grail! ⛏️

    🔥 Get ready for some mind-blowing animation and block merging that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! 🔥

    🎮 Our comfy UI will make you feel like you’re gaming on a cloud, and our Forge is hotter than a Nether portal! 🎮

    💃 Looking for some spicy models, characters, or even fetish content? We’ve got it all, baby! 💃

    📚 Explore our Wiki, LoRa Training, and OP Pasta for all the info you need to dominate the server like a boss! 📚

    🦄 And don’t forget to check out our related boards for even more outrageous resources and fun! 🦄

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 156

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • PizzaCraft: Where Dr. Oetker Pizzas Are King! LOL

    PizzaCraft: Where Dr. Oetker Pizzas Are King! LOL
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing lower than Dr Oetker pizzas in Britain is the level of insanity you’ll experience here!

    Join us for epic battles with pizza-loving drug addicts, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of questionable frozen food. Build your own pizza fortress and defend it against hordes of hungry zombies who are craving a slice of the action.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players will survive the cheesy chaos that awaits. So grab your pixelated pepperoni and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

    Are you ready to join the madness? Sign up now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your taste buds confused) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 5632

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Blocky Brides Gone Wild

    Blocky Brides Gone Wild
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the juicy secrets of why married women are so erotic! Our server is filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner.

    Explore our world and you may stumble upon a hidden village where all the married women are actually seductive sirens who will lure you in with their charms. Or maybe you’ll find a secret dungeon where married women are actually powerful witches casting spells of seduction on unsuspecting players.

    But beware, not all married women on our server are what they seem. Some may actually be shape-shifting aliens from a distant planet who have come to Earth to learn the ways of love and seduction.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with erotic mysteries and scandalous adventures, then come join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 330

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • GetALifeCraft

    GetALifeCraft
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and INSANE challenges.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and UNICORNS. Yes, you read that right, UNICORNS. Legend has it that those who find the treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the LEGENDARY Ender Dragon Racing League. Test your skills against other players as you race through the End dimension on the backs of flying dragons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. YOLO, am I right?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BroCraft: Where Missing Him So F***ing Much is the Norm

    BroCraft: Where Missing Him So F***ing Much is the Norm
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the griefing is legendary and the adventures are epic! Join us if you miss your long lost pet rock, Steve, who mysteriously disappeared after a creeper explosion. Rumor has it that he’s living a luxurious life in the Nether, sipping on lava cocktails and partying with zombie pigmen. But don’t worry, you can reunite with him on our server and embark on a quest to bring him back to the overworld. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden diamond mine along the way! So come on, join us and let’s rock this world together!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 45
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Crafty Souls – Minecraft Server for Elden Ring Fans

    Crafty Souls – Minecraft Server for Elden Ring Fans
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because Our Server is here to blow your mind!

    Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you explore our News section filled with YouTube videos that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Need a break from all the chaos? Check out our Latest patches for some soothing patch notes that will make you question reality.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Main information document for all the juicy details about our server that will leave you speechless. Plan out your character with our Character planners and get ready for some epic battles.

    And don’t forget about our Interactive map that will guide you through the lands of our server with ease. Need to join a group? Just enter the password “erg” and you’ll be welcomed with open arms.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the madness that is Our Server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret code like “474300792” that will unlock a whole new level of craziness. See you there, adventurer!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Gods Slained: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • NoFriendsMinecraft – Where you can play solo without the annoying need for friends!

    NoFriendsMinecraft – Where you can play solo without the annoying need for friends!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever find! Are you tired of dealing with annoying people and just want to have fun on your own terms? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that!

    Join us and escape the madness of the real world where everyone is just too damn social for their own good. No more competing for attention or feeling jealous of other people’s social circles. On our server, you can be the king or queen of your own domain, ruling over your virtual kingdom with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whichever you prefer).

    Forget about making friends, who needs them anyway? On our server, you can have all the fun you want without having to deal with pesky humans. Build, explore, and conquer all on your own terms. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers, but who cares about them?).

    So come join us and let’s create a world where you can truly be yourself without having to deal with all the drama of the real world. Who needs other people when you have a whole Minecraft universe to explore? Let’s make this world a better place, one block at a time.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Towns Built: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Anya’s Poop Adventures Minecraft Server

    Anya’s Poop Adventures Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the main plot revolves around Anya and her legendary pooping abilities! Join us for a wild ride filled with unbelievable adventures and hilarious moments as we explore the magical world of Minecraft like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of unicorn warriors who ride into battle on rainbow llamas. Join their ranks and fight alongside them as you embark on quests to defeat the evil gummy bear army threatening to take over the server.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure trove filled with diamond blocks, emerald ore, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover these riches and become the wealthiest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – especially when it involves Anya and her pooping adventures.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Crafty Chelsea’s Crazy Minecraft Adventures

    Crafty Chelsea’s Crazy Minecraft Adventures
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Have you heard about Chelsea from Columbia, Missouri? She’s the wildest player on our server, always causing chaos and stirring up drama. Join our server to see if you can keep up with her antics and maybe even become her Minecraft BFF!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigs wearing top hats. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat these fancy swine will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a floating castle made entirely of cheese blocks. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE BLOCKS! Who wouldn’t want to explore a cheesy paradise while dodging creeper explosions and skeleton archers?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Magic Items Found: 8438 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Potions Brewed: 114

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Blocky Babes and Builders: Greek Goddess Edition

    Blocky Babes and Builders: Greek Goddess Edition
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and SLAY with the best of them! But wait, there’s more! Have you ever seen a Greek goddess in real life? Well, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by beautiful Greek women who will help you conquer the virtual world like a true warrior!

    Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and unlimited fun! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where Greek women rule and Minecraft reigns supreme? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the ultimate gaming experience. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the mythical madness begin!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Emeralds Found: 1583
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3225 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Crafty AF

    Crafty AF
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a shitload of licensed games that are actually good games!

    Join us for a wild ride as you battle it out in a Hunger Games arena filled with exploding pigs and flying llamas. Don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest where you can ride on magical unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your butt.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city where you can swim with mermaids and hunt for buried treasure guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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