Pirate Network | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Your country’ Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player with the most luscious locks of hair you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that anyone who joined their server instantly had their hair transformed into the most fabulous styles imaginable. From rainbow-colored braids to diamond-encrusted ponytails, this server was truly a hair paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond ores you’ll ever find. They say that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of your head. Who wouldn’t want to join a server like that?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the hair-raising fun for yourself. Who knows, you might just walk away with a new hairstyle and a pocket full of diamonds.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LOLcraft: ‘/OKFAMS/ Daily LOLz’

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of legendary adventures and epic battles that will make your diamond sword tremble with excitement!

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling creeper heads. Yes, you read that right! And that was just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on our server. Imagine building a castle made entirely of cake while riding a unicorn through a forest of rainbow trees. Sounds too good to be true, right? But on our server, anything is possible!

Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS community, where you can discuss each member’s favorite block and share your wildest redstone creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to follow our YouTube channels for some insane gameplay videos and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the pixelated madness and join us on this unforgettable journey through the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep mining and crafting like there’s no tomorrow!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!

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Are you tired of being banned from playing your favorite games just because you use Linux? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, Linux users are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself has been known to drop by for a game or two.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines that only the bravest players can find.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and hello to the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	114

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

StrangeCraft: Where Weirdos Unite in the World of Blocks!

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Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with insane adventures and ridiculous challenges?

Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a unicorn as your companion, build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks, and battle zombie villagers riding giant chickens!

Don’t worry if you feel strange or stupid, on our server, being weird is encouraged! Embrace your uniqueness and let your quirky personality shine through as you explore our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Emeralds Found:	248
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blockhead Banter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, THIS server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry chickens wearing top hats! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to bust a move to the latest Redstone-powered beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Disco Sheep with your dance moves, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cookies for life.

So, what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Mediocre Mineville

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Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance battles. This server is like no other, with insane mini-games like “Zombie Spleef” where you have to dodge brain-hungry zombies while trying to knock other players into a pit of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it, if you can find their hidden village, they will grant you three wishes (okay, maybe just one, but it’s still pretty cool).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of “Minecraft Champion.” The winner gets a crown made entirely of enchanted golden apples (yes, they actually exist on our server).

So, why bother with any other Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cows are brown because apparently the kikes prophecy demands they be “perfectly red”! But guess what? We have ZERO red cows! Join us for a wild adventure where the cows are rebels and the rules are made up as we go along. Who needs red cows when you can have a whole herd of brown troublemakers?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Mines Excavated:	1653	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LimbusCraft – Where the memes are as endless as the blocks! #1440

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Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-twisting Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering – trust us, things get wild in there.

But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and ride the MirrorClock OrangeRoad, where time and space collide in the most chaotic way possible. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – we’ve got the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and Butler Ishmael on the chopping block.

Oh, and did we mention the Target Extraction of the enigmatic [Heathcliff] ID & E.G.O? Yeah, things are about to get real interesting around here.

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s other games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina – so expect some serious spoilers if you’re not caught up. And don’t even think about skipping the tutorial – it’s a must.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness with us on this server, where the only limit is your own imagination (and maybe a few Mirror Dungeons). Join now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life! Don’t miss out on the fun – download the game now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7852
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftySpyCraft – Where Creepers are the Real Spies!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate spy game experience! Imagine this: you’re sneaking around, trying to gather intel on your enemies, when suddenly a horde of zombie spies attack you! But don’t worry, because our server has super secret weapons like diamond swords that can take them out in one hit. And if you’re feeling extra sneaky, you can even disguise yourself as a block of dirt to blend in with your surroundings. So why play boring old Hitman when you can join our server and become the ultimate spy master? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! 🌈 Join us and you’ll notice an interesting pattern where notorious modern white right wing political figures look… “chinese”! Yes, you heard that right! But don’t worry, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is welcome, no matter their political views or appearance.

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you to join, how about this: on our server, white politicians that actually look white are in the rarity! Most of them are evil fags like Schwarzenegger and Newsom who hate your freedom. But fear not, because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether you’re a politician, a freedom fighter, or just a regular player looking to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even run into a white politician who looks “chinese”! 😉

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Identity Crisis Craft: Where you can be whoever you want, even a block

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Welcome to our mind-bending Minecraft server where you’ll question your very existence while building epic structures! Join us for a journey into the depths of your consciousness as you mine diamonds and battle creepers.

On our server, you’ll encounter telepathic villagers who will guide you through quests that will challenge your perception of reality. Build a castle that defies the laws of physics or create a farm that produces infinite resources – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, as you delve deeper into the mysteries of this server, you may find yourself questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself. Are you really the one controlling your avatar, or is there a higher power pulling the strings?

Join us on this psychedelic adventure and discover the true meaning of existence in a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, you may even unlock the secrets of the universe while crafting your next masterpiece!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Emeralds Found:	2464
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty McTesty’s LOLz Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few server rules. But who needs rules when you can ride on FLYING PIGS and battle ZOMBIE LLAMAS with diamond swords?

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Need a break from building your dream castle? How about a game of CREEPER DODGEBALL or a race on our LAVA PARKOUR course?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING ENDERMAN who will teach you the latest dance moves while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret DIAMOND GOLEM who will grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those pesky CREEPER CHEERLEADERS, they’re known for exploding in your face…literally.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

World of MemeCraft: Where Blocks Meet LOLs

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WMIF is not just any ordinary Minecraft server, it is a magical wonderland where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so beautiful that even the Ender Dragon wants to take a vacation here.

Join WMIF for the chance to ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, or build a castle out of marshmallows and cotton candy. Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you navigate through the insanity that is our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join WMIF today, you might just stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon that will obey your every command. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Farms Harvested:	448	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Crops Grown:	2444	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1