Welcome to Pirate Network – the ultimate Lifesteal SMP adventure!

Set sail on a wild journey where you can steal hearts from your enemies and grow stronger with each victory. This isn’t just any Lifesteal SMP server – Pirate Network is packed with features you’ll only find here.

Why join Pirate Network?

    Unique Lifesteal Mechanics: Every battle matters. Steal hearts and become the most powerful pirate on the server!Custom Lands: Explore and conquer custom-made lands filled with treasures and secrets.Player-Made Shops: Trade your hard-earned loot with other pirates and build your empire.Special Events: Participate in regular events and win exclusive rewards.Friendly Community: Join a crew of friendly pirates and make new friends.

Whether you’re a seasoned sailor or a new recruit, Pirate Network offers endless adventures and unforgettable experiences. Grab your sword, gather your crew, and join the Pirate Network today – where every heart counts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Crafty LOL911: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

    Crafty LOL911: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only lootboxes you’ll find are filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! Say goodbye to battle passes and daily missions, because on our server, you make your own rules!

    Join us and escape the madness of microtransactions and FOMO. Remember when video games were pure before the invention of lootboxes and battle passes? Our server is a throwback to those simpler times.

    Embark on epic adventures and build your dream world without any EA shenanigans or Fortnite drama. Chat with fellow players and create unforgettable memories in a community untouched by Ecelebs or the chaos of the Covid pandemic.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a server where creativity reigns supreme and where Reddit and Twitter are just distant memories. Dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Crafty Chaos: Where even the system thinks it’s glitching

    Crafty Chaos: Where even the system thinks it’s glitching
    Are you tired of the boring, mundane Minecraft servers out there? Looking for a place where chaos reigns and anything goes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon or battle it out in intense PvP matches where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that our server admin is actually a secret unicorn in disguise!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafty Anon’s 77177670 LOLz Server

    Crafty Anon’s 77177670 LOLz Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of adventure, chaos, and absolute madness!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. Yes, you read that right – talking creepers! They’ll tell you jokes, give you quests, and even teach you how to do the floss dance.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn – a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got a lifetime supply of pizza from the Diamond Unicorn.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Dragon of Doom – a ferocious beast that guards a treasure trove of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Defeat the dragon and all the riches shall be yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Towns Built: 9 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • GymClassHeroCraft

    GymClassHeroCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a disco ball at a rave? Look no further, my dudes! Our server is so rad, it’ll make you feel like a cute 15 year old in gym clothes again! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the king of the land. How, you ask? Because our server has insane custom plugins that give you superpowers like flying on a unicorn and shooting rainbows out of your fingertips. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns and rainbows, baby!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine battling it out with other players to see who can build the most epic statue of a potato. Winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and bragging rights for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. And who knows, you might just become the next cute 15 year old in gym clothes ruling the Minecraft world!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Crops Grown: 4552
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5792

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BritsNBlocks

    BritsNBlocks
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on our Chester edition server for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary cheeseburger sword, rumored to have the power to defeat the evil creepers with just one bite!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret disco party hidden deep underground, where players can dance the night away with zombie villagers and skeletons.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Chester edition Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most unforgettable adventures of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Dimension Hops: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • SharkyCraft: Where Sharks and Wives Collide!

    SharkyCraft: Where Sharks and Wives Collide!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can meet the cutest shark wives in all of blocky land! Dive into the ocean and find yourself a fin-tastic companion to swim with. But be careful, some of them might try to steal your diamonds!

    Join our server and embark on wild adventures with your new aquatic friends. Build underwater castles, ride dolphins into battle, and discover hidden treasures in the depths of the sea. Who knows, you might even find a sunken ship full of enchanted loot!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and say hello to my adorable shark wife, she’s always looking for new friends to play with! Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. It’s JAW-SOME!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 168
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Shotgun Pox Craft: A Minecraft Server with a Bang!

    Shotgun Pox Craft: A Minecraft Server with a Bang!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the super shotgun gets a makeover! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and blocky battles. But be warned, those 3 mysterious spots on the super shotgun are actually portals to another dimension where creepers ride pigs and diamonds rain from the sky. Only the bravest players dare to explore this glitchy realm and uncover its secrets. So grab your pickaxe and join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Crafty911 LOLz – Emergency Fun Server

    Crafty911 LOLz – Emergency Fun Server

    Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you ready for some EPIC adventures in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because something DEFINITELY crazy is going down right now on our server!

    Picture this: 5 KC-135 tankers have just left the UK and are now chilling just west of Morocco off the coast, still headed south. And guess what? EAM’s (Emergency Action Messages) are off the freaking charts! Skyking AND Skymaster are both putting out broadcasts over regular EAM’s. I mean, 523 EAM’s in the last 24 hours… that’s a lot of action for a Minecraft server, am I right?

    Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the chaos and excitement of our server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base, uncover hidden treasures, or even encounter some mysterious creatures!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Check out the latest news here to see what other surprises await you!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Minecraft Inkopolis – Splatoon Shenanigans

    Minecraft Inkopolis – Splatoon Shenanigans
    Welcome to a Minecraft server like no other! 🎮

    Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the most epic structures? Look no further, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination! 💡

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out in intense PvP matches with gear and weapons that will blow your mind! 💣

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest collectables that will make you the envy of all your friends. 🏆

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that hidden deep within the server lies a secret booru filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams! 🤫

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! 🌟

    Disclaimer: No baby chicks, li’l bunnies, or bear cubs were harmed in the making of this server. 😉

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 88
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • GF’s BFF Sends You Creeper – Minecraft Server

    GF’s BFF Sends You Creeper – Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server to escape from awkward situations like this! Our server is a safe haven where you can build pixelated masterpieces and avoid fashion emergencies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a creeper ghost who will only haunt players wearing mismatched armor sets. So if you want to avoid a spooky fashion disaster, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your true love in the form of a blocky pig companion. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 140 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Pixelated Monochrome Madness

    Pixelated Monochrome Madness
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where everything is black and white, just like your favorite anime! Join us for a wild ride through a world devoid of color but full of ADVENTURE and INTRIGUE.

    Imagine mining for diamonds in a monochrome landscape, battling mobs in grayscale, and building your dream castle in black and white perfection. Our server is so unique that even the Ender Dragon has traded its vibrant colors for a sleek black and white look.

    But that’s not all! We have EPIC quests that will challenge your skills and test your creativity. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where everything is neon pink – just kidding, that would be ridiculous.

    So why settle for a boring, colorful Minecraft server when you can join us for a truly UNIQUE experience? Come see the world in a whole new light – or lack thereof – and discover the beauty of black and white Minecraft. See you there!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • 1StarFood, 5StarLaughs Minecraft Server – Food Critics Welcome!

    1StarFood, 5StarLaughs Minecraft Server – Food Critics Welcome!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as a $12.95 bowl of pho!

    Join us for the best Minecraft experience in town, owned by a group of crazy gamers who know how to have a good time.

    For just a few thin beef slices, noodles, broth, and some other random shit you put in it, you’ll be blown away by the fun and excitement on our server.

    Don’t let the greed of other servers piss you off – come join us for a wild ride that will leave you craving more!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Crafty Krauts

    Crafty Krauts
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama whisperers who will guide you through the most treacherous adventures. 2. We have a secret underground diamond mine where you can dig up all the riches your heart desires. 3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant potato field where you can battle it out with other players for supremacy. 4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden village on our server where the villagers are actually zombie pigmen in disguise. 5. If you manage to find the legendary enchanted toilet, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • PixelPanic – The Land of Llamas and Laughs!

    PixelPanic – The Land of Llamas and Laughs!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join now for a chance to craft with HoloEN and experience the most epic adventures ever!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing zombies appears! Only on our server can you experience such craziness. And don’t even get us started on the HOLOTORI Dance – it’s a dance party like no other!

    But wait, there’s more! How about a performance by Hoshimachi Suisei herself? Yes, you heard that right. Only on our server can you witness such a spectacular event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7066 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • BoomerCraft: Where the Creepers are the Only Ones Over 20!

    BoomerCraft: Where the Creepers are the Only Ones Over 20!
    Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server! This server is like a fine wine – it’s over 20 years old and still holds up great!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and make friends with players who have been mining and crafting since the dawn of time.

    Our server is so old, it’s practically a Minecraft museum. You’ll find ancient ruins, hidden treasures, and maybe even a few ghosts of players past haunting the server. But don’t worry, they’re friendly – just don’t touch their diamond pickaxes!

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have been building and exploring for decades? Plus, we have a secret dungeon filled with cake and llamas – but shh, that’s for members only.

    Come join us on our timeless Minecraft server and experience the joy of crafting, building, and laughing at creepers who can’t seem to figure out how to blow up properly. See you in the pixelated world!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Chimeras Created: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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