Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 268 Meteorites Collected: 4
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • HeartbreakCraft

    HeartbreakCraft
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Mythical Swords Crafted: 25
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HolyCraftBoom

    HolyCraftBoom
    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT ISRAELI MISSILES AND CATHOLIC CHURCHES IN LEBANON. 8 DEAD BUT WHO CARES, WE GOT MINECRAFT TO PLAY. COME BUILD A CHURCH BEFORE IT GETS BLOWN UP AGAIN. NO RELIGIOUS WAR, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. LET’S MAKE LEBANON GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • SteroidMC

    SteroidMC

    SteroidMC is a minecraft server focused on providing quality Factions experience with unique features.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • InoVix | Grifesko-Anarchy server 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

    InoVix | Grifesko-Anarchy server 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

    Dear Minecraft users!⛏

    We want to invite you to our InoVixMC server!

    ? The server has Duels, Events, Giveaways and much more!

    While playing and exploring the world, can you come across unique biomes? and mobs?, in some biomes you can find useful things and even bosses? Fight mobs and players who want to kill you and loot things and your base?! Also, along the way, meteorites will fall from the sky, containing many interesting resources? Build houses and bases, protect yourself from player raids.

    Explore our server and learn a lot of interesting and unique things!

    ✅IP: inovix.ru-mc.ru

    ✅Version: 1.16.5

    ✅VK group: https://vk.com/inovixmc

    ✅TG channel: t.me/inovixmc

    ✅Autodonate: inovix.easydonate.ru

    ✅Website: Under construction

    ❤️? Sincerely, Server owner Dmitry Voronin (by Pro_1_1_5)?❤️

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos and destruction of Rome being sacked by Visigothniggers! Build your own empire, negotiate with barbarians, and maybe even offer them gold and slaves to spare your city! Will you be a cowardly Emperor hiding in Ravenna or a brave warrior fighting to save Rome? The glory of Rome may be dead, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now for a historical adventure like no other!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP

    Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where Koreans are completely impotent to stop you? Look no further than our server! Join now and become the ultimate ruler of the land, where even Johnny Sins himself can’t compete with your epic building skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to dominate the server and leave a trail of destruction in your wake. Join us now and show everyone who’s boss! #CancelJohnnysins #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • LivingRoomShutdownCraft

    LivingRoomShutdownCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with unruly houseguests who don’t respect your rules? Join our Minecraft server where we have strict guidelines for all players to follow! No griefing, no stealing, and definitely no red sauce stains on our virtual rugs!

    Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who doesn’t abide by your rules with just a click of a button. No more arguing with your mom about coaster usage or cleaning up after your aunt’s kids who leave snacks everywhere. On our server, you are the ruler of your domain and you make the rules!

    And don’t worry about pests like mice or roaches invading your virtual home – our server is pest-free and ready for you to build your dream world without any unwanted guests. So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our epic Minecraft server!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • RegretfulGamerMC SMP

    RegretfulGamerMC SMP
    Are you tired of living with regrets in your boring, mundane life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and travel back in time to fix all your biggest regrets! Did you accidentally kill your favorite pet chicken? No problem, just hop in our time machine and save the day! Did you miss out on the opportunity to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Fear not, because in our SMP, anything is possible! So come join us and turn those regrets into hilarious stories you can laugh about for years to come!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft
    Are you tired of eating boring old food when you’re feeling down? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Sadness Buffet” where you can feast on tears of griefers and sip on potions of sorrow! Join us for a taste of the dark side and let your emotions run wild as you chow down on the most depressing delicacies in the virtual world. Trust us, you’ve never tasted sadness like this before!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Melio SMP: Where trust is in the air and diamonds are underground! v1.21

    Melio SMP: Where trust is in the air and diamonds are underground! v1.21

    Melios SMP Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    No teleportation or warps
    A trust system
    A vanilla experience
    Custom world generation with TerraformGenerator plugin
    Diamond-based economy and shopping district
    Longevity world from March 2024
    Events such as treasure hunts, build contests, tournaments

    Philosophy: Keep the core experience vanilla and centered around the community.

    If you’re interested in joining our community, apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

    Application takes about 5 minutes and will be reviewed within the same day.

    Visit our website and handbook for more information: https://meliosmp.com

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is this server whitelisted? Yes, we are a whitelisted community.
    What version of Minecraft do you run? Java 1.21
    Are there plugins like McMMO, SlimeFun, or Jobs? No, we keep the experience vanilla.
    How can I join events like treasure hunts? Simply participate when they are announced in-game or on our Discord server.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Galactic Warfare Minecraft Server

    Galactic Warfare Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the galaxy, where you can join forces with your battle brothers for some jolly cooperation! Our server is so lit, even Brother Chaplain Leandros himself would be impressed.

    Our latest patch (Hotfix 3.1) will blow your mind with new features and fixes that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world. And don’t even get me started on our September community update – it’s so juicy, it’ll make you want to scream “For the Emperor!”

    But wait, there’s more! Our developer Q&A will answer all your burning questions about the server, and our roadmap will guide you on your quest for domination. Plus, our lore stuff is so deep, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the Warhammer 40,000 universe.

    And if you’re having trouble finding players for some PvP action, don’t worry – just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge. It’s as easy as smiting heretics!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend among your battle brothers. The Dudes Wall awaits your epic creations – submit them now and show off your skills to the galaxy. Previous players have had a blast, so don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Fujo Bait Minecraft SMP

    Fujo Bait Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the male characters are so fujobait, even the creepers can’t resist blowing up in excitement! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by hordes of fangirls who just can’t get enough of our dreamy pixelated hunks.

    Our server is filled with handsome studs who will make your heart skip a beat with their perfectly chiseled blocky bodies and enchanting personalities. From the mysterious Enderman with his brooding gaze to the charming Villager who always has a trade deal you can’t refuse, there’s a fujobait character for every taste.

    But beware, once you join our SMP, you may find yourself falling head over heels for these virtual heartthrobs. You’ll spend hours building pixel art shrines in their honor and writing fanfiction about their epic adventures. So come on, grab your diamond sword and join us for a wild ride filled with love, laughter, and plenty of fujobait fun!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 68

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TimeyCraft: Chat with Mini You

    TimeyCraft: Chat with Mini You
    Step right up, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and travel back in time to have a hilarious chat with your younger self! That’s right, you can give your past self all the advice and wisdom you wish you had growing up. Want to warn yourself about that embarrassing haircut you got in middle school? Done. Want to tell yourself to invest in Bitcoin early on? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From pig races to llama rodeos, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts that will have you digging for diamonds like never before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the time-traveling shenanigans begin! Trust us, your younger self will thank you for it.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Emeralds Found: 6048
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Eco-Disaster FunLand

    Eco-Disaster FunLand
    so u ever played on a minecraft server where u can literally DESTROY the environment on a MASSIVE scale?? well, u found the right place, cuz on our server, we ENCOURAGE ecocide!!

    join us and unleash ur inner environmental villain as u chop down ALL the trees, pollute ALL the water, and mine ALL the resources until there’s NOTHING left but a barren wasteland!!

    who needs a beautiful, thriving ecosystem when u can have a desolate, post-apocalyptic landscape instead?? come on in and wreak havoc like never before, cuz on our server, the environment is just a plaything for ur destructive desires!!

    join now and be the ENVIRONMENTAL VILLAIN u were always meant to be!! 🌲🔥💧⛏️🌎

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Enchantments Applied: 79
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • SoulMC Network

    SoulMC Network

    JOIN THE SERVER TODAY

    IP SERVER: soulmc.vn VERSION: 1.12.2 or later

    A Vietnamese Minecraft server was developed in June 2024

    With a team of enthusiastic staff and professional management from the administrator, the server is committed to being a desirable stop for everyone.

    Join and experience with us!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Alien Abductions: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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