Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • TV Men Minecraft SMP

    TV Men Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Unprepared Minecraft Server

    Unprepared Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Join our server where we believe that everyone should be sterilized for the greater good of the world. Why waste time on procreation when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow sterilized comrades?

    Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?

    So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun

    Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

    Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Animals Bred: 187 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 New Chunks Explored: 388956
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Naruto and his ninja shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of ninjutsu! Join us and experience a world where Naruto is banned and replaced with llamas as the ultimate warriors.

    Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.

    So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Dragon Eggs Found: 500
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP

    Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Chimeras Created: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server

    Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a plain potato? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have tooth gems galore! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that dental bling here. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world? Yep, you heard that right. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look cute, but they mean business.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5974 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP

    Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Nijisanji on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure

    Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further than EIEN – or should I say DEADeien edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with mecha fans, unhinged tomboys, energetic girls, ironic weebs, and silly noblewomen. We’ve got action games, horror games, retro games, Nier, speedrunning, League, Animal Crossing, Halo, and so much more!

    But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.

    So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Approved Larian Minecraft Server

    Approved Larian Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 189
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Potions Brewed: 114
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP

    Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring games that don’t live up to the hype? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only waifus you’ll find are creepers in disguise!

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.

    Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Dimension Hops: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer

    NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer
    Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps, only to be ghosted or unmatched? Are you sick of spending your weekends at noisy bars and clubs, trying to impress people who aren’t worth your time? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, real men don’t need dating apps or bars to find love.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.

    Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

    Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

    Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

    From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Ores Mined: 5219
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • /Gig/ – Minecraft Server

    /Gig/ – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Xilonen’s beats? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Rainbow Destined to Burn! Join now and forge your name in the fiery pits of adventure!

    We’ve got characters like Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori waiting to team up with you on epic quests. And don’t forget about our weapon banners featuring the Uraku Misugiri sword and the Peak Patrol Song sword – they’ll slice through enemies like butter!

    But that’s not all – our daily check-in rewards are so awesome, they’re permanent! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in the Nether.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a creeper who drops Primogems instead of gunpowder! It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 54 Endless Legions Commanded: 38
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Ores Mined: 6949

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General

    Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General
    Are you tired of losing in your regular Minecraft SMP? Well, fear not, because our server is the place where the losers go to win! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 463
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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