Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of picky eaters! If you’re tired of being judged for your limited diet like our player’s fiance, then this server is the perfect place for you.

Join us and build a world where only pizza, macaroni, cereal, and bread exist – just like in real life! No need to worry about trying new foods or expanding your palate, because here, we only serve the pickiest of eaters.

Imagine a world where every restaurant only serves your favorite foods, and you never have to face the embarrassment of not finishing a meal at your in-laws’ house. Our server is a safe space for all manchildren who refuse to eat like adults.

So come on in and join us, where frozen pizza and cereal are the main course of every meal. Who needs vegetables when you have virtual blocks to build with? Let’s embrace our picky eating habits and create a world where food limitations don’t exist.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Zombie Dances: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

    > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • DressDilemmaCraft

    DressDilemmaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

    But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 15 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
    Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Villages Defended: 20 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • LebCraft Air Strikes

    LebCraft Air Strikes
    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8153 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 19

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1593 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 25

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CraftyUkrainianDefense

    CraftyUkrainianDefense
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

    we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

    and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

    so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Divine Spears Created: 10

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones for teleportation
    Bucketable entities for convenience
    Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

    Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land? You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
    How can I earn diamonds? You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
    What type of events are hosted? We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
    Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
    Are there any specific rules to follow? Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9430 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

    Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

    But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

    Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

    In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

    But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

    Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Animals Bred: 95
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82 Ores Mined: 4038

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • MomCraft Server

    MomCraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

    Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

    Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

    So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CoffeeCraftChargerDrama

    CoffeeCraftChargerDrama
    So, picture this: you’re chilling at a coffee shop, minding your own business, when suddenly your bag decides to pull a ninja move and knock over someone’s coffee. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t spill coffee – we spill fun and laughter!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own coffee shop (no ninja bags allowed) and make friends with baristas who clean up spills with mops like it’s nobody’s business. And hey, if you accidentally spill coffee on someone’s laptop charger, no worries! We’ve got a whole community of players who will offer to replace it for free, just because they’re that awesome.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the coffee spills (and the laughs) begin! Who knew a simple coffee mishap could lead to such epic Minecraft shenanigans?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2396 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition

    PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition
    Are you ready to witness the most epic glow-up in child actor history? Join our Minecraft server and witness the transformation of a lifetime as our players go through puberty right before your very eyes! From squeaky voices to deep baritones, you won’t believe your ears! Plus, rumor has it that one player even grew a full beard overnight – talk about a glow-up! Don’t miss out on the drama, join now and witness the puberty magic unfold before your very eyes!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 118
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • AlJazeCraft: Raided by Israel PD

    AlJazeCraft: Raided by Israel PD
    so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Israel Police raided Al Jazeera Bureau, but, like, on this server, we raid each other’s bases for fun! it’s like, total chaos, bro. you gotta be there to experience the madness. plus, like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. no joke, man. you gotta see it to believe it. so, like, come join us and be part of the craziness. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Crops Grown: 1545
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Farms Harvested: 589

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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