so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta be, like, super smart and stuff because we only speak in phonetic alphabet. but don’t worry, we have a special tutorial for all you noobs out there who can’t read it.

once you join, you’ll be greeted by our resident parrot, who will guide you through the alphabet with his squawks and chirps. it’s a real hoot, i tell ya.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. to get in, you gotta solve a series of riddles that will test your wit and intelligence. or you can just bribe the guard with some diamonds. your choice.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, he’s pretty chill once you get to know him. just don’t mention his tiny wings, he’s a bit sensitive about that.

so come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a little bit of brain damage. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Meteorites Collected: 0
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • BirdFluCrew

    BirdFluCrew
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

    but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

    so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • 🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

    🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨
    About Us
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.
    Application
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

    A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

    Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

    A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

    Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

    A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

    Q: Where is the server located?

    A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

    Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

    A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

    Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Villages Defended: 18 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • ExStepChefCraft

    ExStepChefCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

    Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

    But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

    RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • EmoCraft: The Feels Express

    EmoCraft: The Feels Express
    Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • FrostCraft Minecraft Server

    FrostCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 New Chunks Explored: 202676
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • NATOandEU4Ukraine

    NATOandEU4Ukraine
    so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 186

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Qualities Description
    Close to Vanilla 99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
    Server Type PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
    PvP Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
    Server Size Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

    Application:

    Apply Here

    Discord:

    Join our Discord

    We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

    A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

    Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

    A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

    A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

    Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

    A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • GPU Wars Minecraft Server

    GPU Wars Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Gods Slained: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

    Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftyClassmateCraze

    CraftyClassmateCraze
    Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

    Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

    So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 72

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

    ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Digging4Diamonds

    Digging4Diamonds
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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