so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta be, like, super smart and stuff because we only speak in phonetic alphabet. but don’t worry, we have a special tutorial for all you noobs out there who can’t read it.

once you join, you’ll be greeted by our resident parrot, who will guide you through the alphabet with his squawks and chirps. it’s a real hoot, i tell ya.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. to get in, you gotta solve a series of riddles that will test your wit and intelligence. or you can just bribe the guard with some diamonds. your choice.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, he’s pretty chill once you get to know him. just don’t mention his tiny wings, he’s a bit sensitive about that.

so come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a little bit of brain damage. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • BirdFluCrew

    BirdFluCrew
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

    but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

    so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • 🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

    🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨
    About Us
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.
    Application
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

    A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

    Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

    A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

    Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

    A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

    Q: Where is the server located?

    A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

    Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

    A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Star Shards Collected: 192

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

    Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3339 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 293 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ExStepChefCraft

    ExStepChefCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

    Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

    But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

    RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • EmoCraft: The Feels Express

    EmoCraft: The Feels Express
    Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • FrostCraft Minecraft Server

    FrostCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 31

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • NATOandEU4Ukraine

    NATOandEU4Ukraine
    so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Qualities Description
    Close to Vanilla 99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
    Server Type PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
    PvP Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
    Server Size Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

    Application:

    Apply Here

    Discord:

    Join our Discord

    We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

    A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

    Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

    A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

    A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

    Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

    A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • GPU Wars Minecraft Server

    GPU Wars Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

    Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8248 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Potions Brewed: 171 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyClassmateCraze

    CraftyClassmateCraze
    Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

    Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

    So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Runes Activated: 8
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

    ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2867 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Chimeras Created: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Digging4Diamonds

    Digging4Diamonds
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 39 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Farms Harvested: 528 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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